American Chopper Argument

I WANT TO HIRE YOU AS A CONTENT WRITER BUT WE NEED SOMEONE EXPERIENCED WITH VIDEO EDITING, GOOGLE/META ADS, TECH SEO, WEB DESIGN, AND EMAIL MARKETING CAMPAIGNS; BUT YOU SAID YOU WANTED A WRITER, DIDN'T YOU? IF I WANTED, I WOULD ASK FOR A NUCLEAR ENGINEER DEGREE. THAT'S MY JOB OFFER, MY RULES; THAT'S WHAT YOUR HIRE AN ENTIRE AGENCY FOR; WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY