Would start a fistfight...Splatoon

Octavian (my oc): would definitely bring a big knife to a fistfight and cut everybody's throats

It' not even a fistfight anymore at this point, it's an all-out war

In that case, "Brings a fckin Machete to a fistfight" should be renamed as "would turn a fistfight into an all-out deathmatch."

This is what happens when you let Team Chaos win

Agent 8 is supposed to be io would win a fistfight agent 8 takes things seriously

She's soft, dependant on 3, not much of a "IMA FIGHT YOU" fighter, peaceful, and order-ly

Yet again I relate to Shiver

Oh it's you again lol (SHIVER IS EVERYWHERE)

I am everywhere

Relatable Pearl

real

I don't have a machete, but I do have a broadsword!

Oh god

Morshu