Don't ask.

I snarfed my coffee.

As an SCA member, I've known this factoid for years, and people (particularly men) get angry at me when I point this out.

You did what to your coffee?

Snarf: slang; to expell a beverage being consumed out one's nose in surprise

It's like a spit take, but out the nose.

Oh. I forgot how stupid English was.

Right? I forget who said it, but "English is three languages in a trench coat, mugging people and riffling around in their pockets for loose change."

Well, whoever said it was undeniably well-endowed, intelligent, and probably quite interesting to be around.

I think it was John Cleese, so that tracks 🤷‍♂️

I'm going to ask.

Wha-

How did this blew up-