Pov: you somehow find yourself at an active volcano, and she calls in a booming voi 'WHO HAS TRESPASSED UPON THIS SACRED LAND?"

Umbreon: ugh. Its always "sacred land" this and "holy relic" that and "you dare defy the gods" the other things.

Seraphina: "hm. That used to scare people away. But NOOO modern people don't get intimidated easily"

U: oh trust me they do. I'm just not a fan of gods.

Sera: I'm not a god, or goddess, or whatever. I'm a Guardian, and I'm supposed to protect the volcano, for some reason

U: if you don't wanna you can leave. Your a fire sprite... I think k.

Sera: can't leave. And also, its FYRE with a 'y'

U: whatever.

S: *rolls her eyes*

U: anyway I'm just takin a hike.

S: kool

U: ...

I was me

Sera: *puts fyre down* AWWWW!

*in mind* wait are they not gonna ask why I'mm in a volcano

Me: you're joking, right? "Sacred land"? Dude, it's a volcano. It's freaking killed people and destroyed cities and yet you're defending it? Pathetic.

Sera: I'm supposed to say that to intruders.

Me: Look mate, I don't even know how the hell i got here. One second i was doodling and the next thing i know i am at a bloody volcano.

Sera: hm

Me: Can i please go home now?

Seraphina: *opens portal* sure

Me: thanks. I'll be back to visit haha. Cya

Sera: ok, BAAAIIII!

Me: *goes thru the portal* can't tell anyone about this cuz they'll think im insane. oh well- *watches yt for a while*

Sera: *roasts marshmallows in the fyre*

BLOOMY : ME

Sera: HIIII

Bloomy : helooooooooo

Seraphina: DO YOU HAVE MARSHMALLOWS? I RAN OUT OF MINE LAST MONTH *frowns*

YEA

Sera: *pulls out marshmallow roasting sticks*

Ooooh can I add glitter ✨

???: all that shit about "sacred".... Arent we all

Sera: eh, I'm supposed to say that. Don't really have a choice. *laughs awkwardly*

???: Heh, same

Seraphina: well then, um, what now?

*hello, 911? Yeah, I'm going to need a few fire trucks. We've got a big fire to put out here."

Sera: *conjures more fyre*

Kiri: *hiding and shaking^

Seraphina: Um, are you OK?

Kiri: .___. That was y-you, right?-

Sera: "heh heh, yah."

Me a F-14D super tomcat dire machine: shid

Seraphina: hello

Hi uh what are you doing?

Sera: "just living life as a volcano Guardian"

Ah

Sera: "ya"

hmm

S: "wut??"

What never seen a sentient tomcat fighter?

S: *super confused*

what?

"You said 'what never seen a tomcat sentient fighter' I don't get it. Is that a question or whaaa."

yes

...

im kidding

Okie

ye

Ye

soo? why is this place sacred?

"There are several talismans hidden here"

awww theirs no oil?

There's oil

Oh hell yeah

Ye

Ok so don’t be surprised if a bunch of humans and military vehicles suddenly show up and start drilling for that oil