My weirdest dream was that i was saving the world from a rainfall of giant poison pop tarts. Don't ask.

Naked woman sitting on a skateboard shoving a vanilla ice cream cone up her you-know-where
Don’t ask why, I have no idea

What Vic said

Nope 😁

I will

Please tell me more 👁👁

Nope 😁

Tell me 👁👁🔪

Never 🖕😁🔪

WAAAA

W H A T
T H E
F U C K

My close second was somewhat similar except I f**ked her after

It's true though

I didn’t mean to comment on the one too sorry lol

Dw
But hey
Great minds dream alike

hehehehe

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My weirdest dream is an ongoing saga involving nuclear stratagem and manipulation at a global level

I haven’t had one for years so being alive is weird

flying Multicolored furrets with moth antennae violently robbing an itallian resturant

I MURDERED A COLLEGE STUDENT IN ONE OF MY DREAMS THE PEOPLE I WAS WITH DIDNT HAVE FACES AND IT LOOKS LIKE A LABORATORY OR FACILITY

i woke up in an emptier version of my house
i walk in the hallway
look in the restroom and realize theres a cartoony, colored rendition of an egyptian king waving at me and shitting at the same time
i for some reason dont respond and continue walking
the end

I was master chief fighting Kermit the frog in doom eternal, then Taylor swift let me f**k her























Don’t ask or I send u to Italy

- Shrek but with Tyler Joseph for some reason
- Some continuation of SVTFOE where La Resistance makes a comeback, except it's weird and has ✨me✨ in it

My weirdest dream (it’s reoccurring) is where it’s like a race, you know? Down one of those huge plastic pop tubes except they don’t make the pop noises and I turned into a fish to swim down the tube, and I win, and I pop out underneath a flower pot and I turned back into a human and I have to dig my way back to the starting point and it happens once a year

I was trans I the dream (mtf)

I am still questioning my gender bc that

Before that it was a dream about lesbian mermaids

I have so many idek which one to go with

Although one time i had a dream where i was doing the Standardized testing in some weird car and i ended up screwing it up and i had like 5 minutes left to finish and i was rushing and it was terrible.

Ironically, that was the year i got one of the highest scores in the entire class.

The homophobic cultists who tried to summon cuthulu and instead of killing them he turned them gay then there was a orgy with cuthulu

I had a dream that I was I my house but it was empty. It was 4am and I got off my bed. I saw weird colors and glitch looking things on the wall. It looked familiar in some way. As I walked to the living room, it was empty too, but the TV was on. I couldn't see what was on bc the floor was missing, and there was a void everywhere except my room. So I crawled back to bed. Then, I had a dream that I was I my house but it was empty. It was 4am and I got off my bed. I saw weird colors and glitch looking things on the wall- (this repeated 4 times before I woke up)

That sounds like you could make a horror game out of that

Maybe lmao