HELLUVA BOSSSSS (Suggested by: .Spooky_Month_Lefte. !)

I SCROLL FOR 2 SECONDS AND FIND THIS 😭

What abt him? Thats fizz

RED TH DISCRIOTION OF THE PHOTO

IT SAYS SMASH OR PASS

Ohhh i see.... SMASH

I’m thinking I HALF AGREE

kaleb: ... EGG BOMB GO *throws an egg timer at them*

????: Wait- F**K-
??????: SIR!
?????: What the-?!

*it blows up into tiny shards of plastic*
Kaleb: boom

*It cuts them all in multiple places*
????: *pulls out a gun* Get over here you little SHIT

Kaleb: ok *walks over*

*they look extremely confused*

Bloomy: hello?
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Moon: I HAVE A GUN

Blitz: *cocks a gun*
Millie: HI!

( I HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED BLITZ 🤣💀)
Bloomy: HELP
MOON: HEHE

(they look confused)

Bloomy: HE HAS A GUNNNN HELP MEEE

Bloomy: HE HAS A GUNNNN HELP MEEE

Yuni: I-..... i'll come back later-

Millie: AWWW! Is that a little kid???
Moxxie: Yes honey, it is
Blitz: Nah your okay kid

Yuni: oh... ok then!

Millie: You are just the sweetest thing!!! *she is adoring you*

Blitz: What're ya doing here any way?

Yuni: *She hops up to sit on the table, pulling off a innocent little girl vibe* I need someone.... gone, we'll say-

*Millie is casually squealing over you*

Blitz: Wait what?

Yuni: I need someone dead, isn't this what you do?

Millie: ...
Moxxie: ...
Loona: ...

Blitz: yeah, who ya looking to be killed?

Yuni: *Slide a photo of a military guy*

(Ignore the shadow dog...or don't...we don't care ( A S ) (JK Jk)
*Capri sat there quietly, she looked nice enough*

Moxxie: Sir...? *points at her*
Blitz: Cant you ju- Oh, Hey.

*Capri looked at Blitz with a small glare and a smile* "Hello..."
Her voice sounded...static-y

Billy: "Yeesh, and they told me that you guys were a serious assassination business." *They shake their head slightly* "You know, if you guys don't stop arguing, I might just look for someone else to deal with what I need to be dealt with."
(Billy is Non-Binary and appears to be about 15.)

Blitz: *stops* Oh erm- sorry- who ya lookin to be killed?

Billy: *They place down an image of a man who seems to be in his 30s, with blonde hair and blue eyes* This is George Stevens, and he's the one that got me down here. He's a tricky and manipulative bastard who tricked me and my twin sister into causing a murder, so you should be careful when dealing with him, as he has many tricks up his sleeve. Don't try to poison him, he seems to have a sort of immunity to most poisons. I will pay you extra if you manage to kill him before he leaves for vacation in a week.
(Forgot to mention: Billy has a slight British accent, and their voice is slightly muffled by their mask)

(Kay)

Blitz: *cocks his gun* Right. Mox wright that down. I can assure you that we'll get em in less than 24 hours

Billy: Thank you. I will make sure to pay you well, if you get the job done that is.

Blitz: Oh it'll be done, Looney, open the portal will ya?
Loona: *sighs and opens a portal to the human world*

(don't have an image yet)

Asriel: "THIS is the I.M.P. You're kidding."

Blitz: Its not my fault your a retard
Moxxie: Your so.. INAPPROPRIATE!!
Millie: Calm down mox!

*loona looks up from her phone at you*

Asriel: "So...Should I come back later or..."

Loona: Eh. If you want
*the trio continues to argue*

Asriel: "Um, ok, then...Are these...The only people-err, demons, that work here?"

Vin sighs as he knocks on the door.

Moxxie: *opens the door* Hello?

"Oh, hello, are you part of I.M.P?"

Moxxie: I am

"Cool, alright. I'm Vin Lil, you?"

Moxxie: *straightens his bow tie* Im Moxxie

"Nice to meetcha, Moxxie."

(Sorry if this is similar to the Hazbin Hotel one, Salem was originally meant for the I.M.P instead)
???: Finally, I found it! *They put their phone up as they knock on the doors of the building*

(Its fine!)
Loona:You get it.
Moxxie: *opens the door* Hello? Oh! Hi

???: Oh heyy! I love your coat! *They smile before walking in*

Moxxie: *smiles* Aw crumbs- Thanks

???: *They grin at him, before speaking again* So..is this a family company or are y’all open for hire-? *They look around the building*

Moxxie: My wife and I work here but we are definitely open for hire

???: Nice! Finally a good job- Er- If I get hired of course- *They clarify

Moxxie: *nods* I'll check with Blitz. *he walks off*

???: Nice! *They wait at the door, texting someone on their phone, quite possibly just a friend*

Blitz: Mox it better be a f**king imp or im gonna mad
Moxxie: It is sir.
Blitz: *Walks into the room and over to you* Hey! *he grins*

???: Hello hello! *They smile* You are…Blitzo, right? *They smile*