HELLUVA BOSSSSS (Suggested by: .Spooky_Month_Lefte. !)

I SCROLL FOR 2 SECONDS AND FIND THIS 😭

What abt him? Thats fizz

RED TH DISCRIOTION OF THE PHOTO

IT SAYS SMASH OR PASS

Ohhh i see.... SMASH

I’m thinking I HALF AGREE

( oh I got a good one!) a sinner who was dressed very professionally bangs into a room. She carries a breifcase, and her stringy gray hair was tied into a tight bun in the back of her head.

??- heard you're the I.m.p. Need you to off someone. But at looking at the fact that you guys are arguing, I think I'll go find someone else.

Blitz: *Immediately stops shouting at moxxie* Ah- I Assure you that this is a one time thing, how can we help?

??- im a lawyer that somehow got into this hellhole. I need you to kill my client.

Blitz: Right. Name, Or appearance?

??- look for a middle aged male with Caucasian descent. He’s loaded, if that helps. Names Dr.Wright.

Blitz: *nods* We can get that skink in less that 24 hours

??- good.

(Sorry if this is similar to the Hazbin Hotel one, Salem was originally meant for the I.M.P instead)
???: Finally, I found it! *They put their phone up as they knock on the doors of the building*

(Its fine!)
Loona:You get it.
Moxxie: *opens the door* Hello? Oh! Hi

???: Oh heyy! I love your coat! *They smile before walking in*

Moxxie: *smiles* Aw crumbs- Thanks

???: *They grin at him, before speaking again* So..is this a family company or are y’all open for hire-? *They look around the building*

Moxxie: My wife and I work here but we are definitely open for hire

???: Nice! Finally a good job- Er- If I get hired of course- *They clarify

Moxxie: *nods* I'll check with Blitz. *he walks off*

???: Nice! *They wait at the door, texting someone on their phone, quite possibly just a friend*

Blitz: Mox it better be a f**king imp or im gonna mad
Moxxie: It is sir.
Blitz: *Walks into the room and over to you* Hey! *he grins*

???: Hello hello! *They smile* You are…Blitzo, right? *They smile*

kaleb: ... EGG BOMB GO *throws an egg timer at them*

????: Wait- F**K-
??????: SIR!
?????: What the-?!

*it blows up into tiny shards of plastic*
Kaleb: boom

*It cuts them all in multiple places*
????: *pulls out a gun* Get over here you little SHIT

Kaleb: ok *walks over*

*they look extremely confused*

Middo:*enters quietly*

Blitz: Its not my fault your a retard
Moxxie: You are so- INAPPROPRIATE!
Millie: Calm down mox!

Middo:....

Moxxie: Sir... Just stop using such vulgar language!
Blitz: Well you can su-
Millie: BLITZ!
*loona looks up at you*

Middo:....

Loona: What do you want.

Middo: *whispers to them* wtf is happening?

Moxxie: FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN- Sir cant you just be normal?!
Blitz: Nope.

Loona: *rolls her eyes and her ears twitch* Their having their weekly argument

Middo:....

Loona: What are you doing here anyway *she wont look up from her phone*

Middo: Told by someone that this is a serious assassination business

Loona: It is

Middo: what

Loona: who do ya want?

Middo: my friend

Loona: Name?

Middo: *in mind* sh-

Loona: Well?

(which one is the friend?)

(The friend? Theres a couple)

(what are their names?)

(Well in the show theirs: Barbie Wire, Verosika, Vortex, Stolas and a few others)

(ok)
Middo: *whispers * Blitz

Loona: *she looks up from her phone* Wait... Blitz?

Middo..ya?

Loona: *she glances around then points at blitz (far left)* Thats him right there...

Middo: k...

Loona: So you want... us. To kill... Our boss

no

Loona: Then... *sigh* Is there two?

two what?

Loona: Nothing nothing

Middo: ok?