Well then

I can make people lgbtq when I tap them with my gay wand

No side effects

Yeah, doesn't deserve any

Wait... every time you use it you become gayer

No rule against positive side effects ig

That power doesn't deserve side affects.

Shape-shifting

You can't ever go back to your original self.

Transition/jjjj

No but like - i could change into whatever gender i wanna be, and then when my irl family is around I can change back to my normal self but with a slight change (for example: my eyes are a different shade, my scars are gone (i have a hell ton of bug bites that got scratched open and now they won't heal), etc.)

That would be amazing. I want that.

Fair fair or just switch in the middle of the night and go "well idk how this happened but ig it's God's will"

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And they couldn't do anything about it

And then I could have the hairstyle I've wanted for months now (short teal hair)

Yeppers ya could (help idk why yf I'm talking like this)

Lol

Whelp gubye (help melee pleewaaasee I'd rather uwu speak)

Ok (Idk how to help you)

I have been fweed fwom my cuwse

WHAT CURSE?

WTF IS HAPPENING

Dont worry about it uwu

...

I'm scared

So am i

Thewes no weason to be scawed uwu

Christ on a f**king stick-

Why are you talking in uwu????? I am genuinely concerned about you

It's a cuwse. I hawve it two.

(sorry had)

What dis is how I nowmally speak uwu

I'LL TAKE IT.

Honestly I want yours more than mine...

*gives you some of my power because yes*

*TRANScends*

YES!!! :)

lmao

I can read/write/edit memories/thoughts in other people's minds.

You can only do it while they are peeing

wtf

These have to suck really bad

We speak the uwu now uwu

UWU gawng

Yes uwu

Sowwy Gayng*

Gayng uwu

(lmao) JOIN TWE GAYNG

Pwepawe to meet youw demise uwu

(Ima make the UWU Gayng stream now)
UwU PEWISH

I can create anything anywhere on command

You get slightly hornier the more you do it, this effect does in fact stack

...fair fair

However I do not see this as a loss but a gain

Imagine it's sexy time with your partner but your not really in the mood just make some condoms

Didn't think of that, well played :)

Loopholes darling loopholes