teehee.

It- its a spider

Correct

NOT THIS AGAAINN
I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT
NOOOOOOO

Canon

He so silly

He can stare at you deadpan after kicking his crotch with intense force

He just :3 after I castrate him with a pencil

So silly

If you put a gun to his head he'd try to eat it

"Nom nom"

"Bleh, this this tastes awfu-"
*POW*

Illy: *sigh* "Guess I gotta bring him back..again."

"Illy how many times have you had to revive Will"
"5035- *pow* ..5036"

Will stubbed his toe

NO HE DIDN'T
(Not really mad)

Yes he did

NAW MAN
WHAT KINDA PERSON DOES THAT WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE

Will

Naw man his brain got wired incorrectly

This is canon

Imagine getting in a fistfight with some and they moan every time you hit them

Canonically Will experiences no reaction to pain whatsoever

*Someone bonks his head with a pan*
Hehe that tickles

"Some dude made of static keeps sticking him inside of a meat grinder"

"I think he gave Lian a Willburger once"

"Yeah, his brain has a tiny chunk out of it now"

"He's part hamburger. Or.. is the burger part Will?"

"Probably the latter."

"Yeah I guess the burger is smarter, heh."

😈

erm

He's taken

Teehee

💔

Negawatt

WHAT?!!?!

Nuh uh

Nuh uh

Uh uh

Yuh Yuh

Bros got the lotion