Road To El Dorado Gold And Failure

What do they taste like? I’ve never seen them

Goldfish? You've never had go!dfis!?

No. Not available here.

What am I missing out on?

Oh my gosh I would 100% mail you some goldfish if I knew where you lived😭
Have you ever had cheez its?

Are they like cheese twisties or cheese balls?
I’m not sure they’d survive the post very well.
But thank you for thinking of me.
I have some heart Warrior friends in the USA. As a eg, can go to Omaha, Nebraska to a Rib Shack restaurant and be looked after.
I’ll post a photo of a car sticker I got from a mate in Florida- It was about 25-30 USD for 5 of them, but the post cost more than the stickers.

Goldfish are like cheese flavored crackers with salt on them. They have the texture of crackers, they're crunchy, but they taste like dry cheese, but they're so good.