EVERYONE:HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?
NERD THAT THINK TO MUCH:A WOODCHUCK CAN'T CHUCK WOOD, SO THE AMOUNT OF WOOD THAT A WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK IS 0.
GENIUS:YES BUT THEY SAID IF IT COULD CHUCK WOOD, SO A WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK MORE THAN ONE WOOD CHUCKED. FLIPIN'