*me and my friend texting*; Him: “Oh crap, my mom told me to defrost the chicken and I didn’t do it”; Me: “That sucks dude, I’m guessing that you won’t be able to play games for a week?”; Him: “most likely”
Still him: “SHES BANGING ON MY DOOR PLS HELP”
Still him: “SHES IN MY ROOM AND IS WALKING OVER TO ME AND MY DEJRBEUSYEBWNIGU”; Me: