Ugly

Cool

Gourd

Whaeg

Gourd

What are those clothes man

She's not wearing clothes

She's a protogen

That's her body

SCANDALOUS 😳😡😱

ERM ACTUALLY SHE DOES NOT HAVE ANY VISIBLE NO NO PARTS 😠

Any VISIBLE no no parts 🤔🤨🧐

SO SHE IS NOT SCANDALOUS

THAT IMPLIES THERE ARE SOME

OKAY

JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE NO NO PARTS DOESNT MEAN SHES SCANDALOUS

What would she have to like tear off part of herself (the metal plates) to reveal it or something

No

She can retract the metal plates

Oh
But what would the point of them even be
She's a robot
They're made in factories

She's a very highly advanced robot that was handmade by another robot

She is able to have kids

Is there more than one of her or is she the only one kid her kind

Well she's a very special one of a kind model, there's other protogena

Is the other one male or is the other one some kind of military thing
Like what Murder Drones are to Worker Drones

There's a ton of protogens, some are military, some are workers

Oh cool
Is there anything about her specifically I should know about her like gender identity pronouns personality etc

She's a female

She's very kind, and friendly, but she's can absolutely deck you if she has a reason

She can what I'm unfamiliar with that terminology also is she an LGBTQ+ ?

She can beat you up

And no, she's a boykisser

Cool
I would assume being a computer makes her smart
Is she waterproof

Yes

And she is waterproof

Of Mr's friend group he is (or at least was) the smartest so I imagine every now and then they would try to best each other mentally

Alexa has full access to the entire internet

He'd even like occasionally play board games and stuff to test her skills

She'd very able to think like 17 steps ahead

And Mr would probably only have one once every 65 times

Game night is not fun with her

Except for cooperative video games

If it's any trivia or strategy game, she just carries

Yeah
She would have a level of expertise in Minecraft that rival's Dream

Yes

It's be crazy to watch

Mr: "Alright, start of the world, let's find some trees, get tools, then go mini-"

Alexa, already in full Netherite armor: "I did a few calculations."

Mr would be flabbergasted
Actually he's not great at Minecraft he'll just build a nice house and stay in it forever

Alexa sometimes has an existential crisis because she knows that she has no chance at an afterlife

Aw that sad
Wait can't she upload into another body or something

Yeah, but it's either live forever and watch everyone else die, or die and have no afterlive

Dang
That is a dilemma
Luckily Mr is a very cheery and helpful person who makes you happier when you're sad

She will hug him
Probably accidentally give him so chiropractic therapy by popping bones with her strength

That's good actually
Because I have scoliosis
How old is she physically and mentally and what is the average lifespan of a protogen?

Physically and mentally, around 26

The average lifespan of a Protogen body is around 500 years

Oh cool
Yeah she's got plenty of time

She is willing to help

Help with like almost everything

Mr can just live in paradise with Alexa doing everything

I mean he wouldn't want to like make her like a slave doing everything like he'd probably have to insist that she not do everything

She would do everything anyways

She could also scan him to see what he looks like under the bag

Fun Fact: He keeps metal plate under there so that can't happen
He seriously freaks out whenever someone tries to see his face
He'd never even show his best friend
He even said that when he dies he wants his face cut off and burnt
Do not try to take off his bag or look at his face
He will be seriously angered

She instantly scans someone and all of their systems, muscle, skeleton, nervous system, whenever she meets then just to check their health

It's instinct

Then he would probably be all
"You're a great friend and all BUT I NEVER WANT YOU TO SHARE WITH A SINGLE SOUL WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE. TELL NOBODY OR I WILL LOSE MY MIND. UNDERSTOOD?"

"Y...Yes...you do look nice though"

Mr: "I appreciate that. But I NEVER wanted ANYONE to EVER see my face. EVER. Okay?"

"Sooooorrrrry...." *The most saddest face possible on her visor*

Mr: "It's fine. but my face is to STAY SECRET, okay?"

She slowly nodded, with a face so regretful and sad it would even move the Static Man

Mr: "Hey, I didn't mean to make you sad. It's just that I don't want my face to be seen. C'mon, bring it in. *hug*"

*hugs t i g h t*

Mr: "heyheyHEYHEYHEY THAT'S A LITTLE TIGHT

"Sorry.." She let go, a little embarrassed.

Mr: "it's fine, it's fine."

She smiled.

Mr: "Say.. there's something I've always wanted to try.."

"Yes?"

Mr: "Would it be bad if I tried to.... 'boop' your nose?"

"I don't have a nose, but you're free to boop my digital one." She blushed a little bit.

Mr: "Boop"
*Boop*

She blushed some more, giggling. "Humans can be so silly."

Mr: "Yeah.. they sure can."

"Like you."

Mr: "Aw, thanks. That.. wasn't a sign of attraction, right? Because I didn't mean it like that"

"It wasn't. I'm just saying that you're silly."

Mr: "Oh, good. Good. I think I can already tell we're gonna be great friends."

Mr: "This wasn't a sign of love or anything, right? Cuz I didn't mean it like that."

"Yep!" She smiled. "Also...should probably tell you...I got this virus in me....gives me a whole new personality sometimes..an evil one...who also flirts a bunch.."

Mr: "oh.. say.. you haven't tried to hurt anyone when you turn evil, have you?"

"No...she's just very manipulative. But she might.."

Mr: *thinks about every personality switching character in media like Daycare Attendant, Flippy, and many others* "oh.. ok.."

"Yeah...So....you wanna do something?"

Mr: "Well, I'd like to hear more about you!"

"Oh, well, my dad built me cause he really wanted a child, but being an old robot, he couldn't have one. So, he made me! I love him so much."

Mr: "Aw, how sweet!"

"He's taught me so much, and he gets me so many things. He can't really get around much."

Mr: "Oh, sorry to hear that. He sounds nice."

"He is." She smiled. "Also, I love ice cream. It's my favorite!"

Mr: "How.. how does a protogen eat?"

"Oh, my visor is made of controllable nanites. I can have a mouth and tongue if I wanna."

Mr: "That is very interesting! Mind.. opening your mouth so I can see?"

"Okay!" She opened her mouth. She had semi-sharp teeth, and artificial saliva.

*Mr looked into her mouth*
Mr: "That is very interesting!"

"Uh huh!"

Mr: "Is there anything else cool you can do?"

"Hm..I can take my head off, but it is kinda graphic. And it does require you to put it back on."

Mr: "I'd prefer if you.. didn't do that. Also, do you lose consciousness when you take it off?"

"No, I just an unable to do any bodily functions. I can only speak with my screen."

Mr: "That's.. strange. Does it feel weird or painful?"

"Kinda weird. Like, it feels like I still got my body, but it's all fuzzy."

Mr: "Interesting. I'd rather not test that out now, of course. You seem very cool"

"Thanks!"