typical hollywood news volume 26

TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; THE LITTLE MERMAID IS NOW ABOUT TO GET THE WINNIE THE POOH BLOOD AND HONEY TREATMENT AS A NEW MOVIE CALLED THE LITTLE MERMAID DEADLY SEAS WILL SEE THE LITTLE MERMAID TURN INTO A VICIOUS SIREN WHO WILL KILL EVERY HUMAN AFTER BEING REJECTED BY ONE THE DIRECTOR OF BLOOD AND HONEY WILL BE ATTACHED TO IT FILMING WILL BEGIN LATE 2023; THE SMURFS WILL NOW BECOME VEROCIOUS KILLERS AS XYZ ANNOUNCED A HORROR PARODY OF THE FAMOUS 80S CARTOON BASED ON THE COMIC OF THE SAME NAME AND WILL ALSO BE BASED ON THE SMURF CAT MEME WITH THE DIRECTOR OF TERRIFIER ATTACHED TO DIRECT; THE TREND OF TURNING PUBLIC DOMAIN ICONS INTO KILLERS CONTINUES AS NOW THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS WILL BE GETTING A HORROR TV SERIES FROM SEARCHLIGHT PICTURES AND TWISTED PICTURES AND WILL SEE MR TOAD GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE AS THE PLOT REVEALS HE ATE RATTY AND MOLEY THE SERIES WILL STREAM ON HULU WITH THE TEAM BEHIND THE SAW FRANCHISE WORKING ON THE PROJECT