no joke ocs | no bambi ocs (DOUBLE POSTING #1)

*Can I use Guzzlord it's like a big ass pokemon*

(ok)
*Pokemon trainers fighting you with pokemon*

(The COOLEST POKÉMON)

???:...

Soldier: ATTACK!

(is this the reverse of the one where we are fighting it?)
???: *attacks*

(probably)
*a tank gets flung*

???: *throws a building at them*

*they get obliterated*

???: *walks to cause more....chaos*

*the main character is running for his dear life*

???: *throws building at him*

*he dies*

???:*causes more chaos*

*a tactical nuke is fired at you*

*throws a building at it*

*the building is obliterated*

*destroys a building*

*they bring out their not-so experimental mech and attack you*

*attack the mech*

*the mech uses it's laser blade*

*doges*

*the mech fires it's minigun*

*screeches in anger*

*Dark war, a terrifying monster who is massive and can obliterate citys with ease, growled and slashed a building apart with one slash of its claws to intimidate and warn the military*

General: LAUNCH THE MISSILES!

*It didn’t work. It blasted some of the missiles and the ones that hit barley did damage. Only made Dark War flinch*

*you are pelted with bullets*

*Dark war blasted the military with its mouth dark matter ray*

*it destabilizes the area around and kills the army at the same time*

*It growled and continued its rampage*

*more military is coming your way*

*It roared and unleashed an energy void shock wave, obliterating the back up and the surrounding area of the city*

*once again more millitary units were sent your way*

*It got ready to fight*

*more bullets fired at you*

*It was completely unfazed by the bullets. It opened its mouth and unleashed a dark matter beam, destroying the forces*

*once again, more missiles are fired*

*It smacked the missiles away*

*the missiles hit random buildings and caused more destruction*

*Dark war wiped out the remaining military forces*

*people are starting to run from you*

*It unleashed the dark Matter ray onto the people*

Tori:

*sighs, and starts running away.*

Lucifer: wonderful, other humans are trying to kill me

*bullets pelting you*

Jude: you vile, vulgar, pathetic creatures!

Soldier: ATTACK!

Jude: *implodes a tank*

*you are being pelted with bullets*

Jude: *annoyed*

*a missile is fired at you*

Jude: ... ouch.

*the millitary tries to contain you*

Jude: *pops a few heads*

*a restrainer is fired*

Jude: shi-

General: We finally got you!

Jude: damnit...

*suddenly, the cultists appear and summon giant spikes from the ground, killing the soldiers*

Jude: ah-

Cultist Leader: Do you think your measly restrainer can stop a god like that?

Jude: oh ye, I'm a god- *he completely forgot*

General: Damnit! *they try to activate the restrainer*

Jude: *implodes the General*

Soldier: NOOO!!

Jude: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT-

Soldier: DAMN YOU!

Jude: I'M SORRY

*he starts draining his gun* (if you don't know what draining means, it's my own slang for firing his gun aggressively)

Jude: *takes the gun away* I'm sorry

*He starts to cry and throw punches*

Jude: *hugs*

*he continues crying*

Jude:

Jude: I am a failure as a god...

(dang it, i messed up)

(oop)

(yeah, i'll fix it soon)

(OKI)