no joke ocs | no bambi ocs (DOUBLE POSTING #1)

*Can I use Guzzlord it's like a big ass pokemon*

(The COOLEST POKÉMON)

(ok)
*Pokemon trainers fighting you with pokemon*

Umbreon: boring... *casually incinerates a soldier*

*a tank fires at you*

U: *yawns, redirects it back at the tank* yeesh you humans are persistant... just bow down and submit.

*a missile is fired*

U: *swats it away* lord..

*guns are firing at you*

U: *walks up to one of the soldiers, he places his hand on the soldier* attack your friends, and ill give you power beyond your wildest imaginations.

*the soldier however was very greedy, and immediately done to do so*

U: good. good.

*he then got shot in the head*

U: shame.

*more bullets are fired at you*

Soldier: It's for when you lack mentality and lose the ability to function properly.

U: no, its constantly trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Soldier: But what about my definition?

U: actually. Fair. *inflicts that soldier with insanity*

*he goes on a rampage*

U: puny mortals with your pathetic brains.

???:...

Soldier: ATTACK!

(is this the reverse of the one where we are fighting it?)
???: *attacks*

(probably)
*a tank gets flung*

???: *throws a building at them*

*they get obliterated*

???: *walks to cause more....chaos*

*the main character is running for his dear life*

???: *throws building at him*

*he dies*

???:*causes more chaos*

*a tactical nuke is fired at you*

*throws a building at it*

*the building is obliterated*

*destroys a building*

*they bring out their not-so experimental mech and attack you*

*attack the mech*

*the mech uses it's laser blade*

*doges*

*the mech fires it's minigun*

*screeches in anger*

*Dark war, a terrifying monster who is massive and can obliterate citys with ease, growled and slashed a building apart with one slash of its claws to intimidate and warn the military*

General: LAUNCH THE MISSILES!

*It didn’t work. It blasted some of the missiles and the ones that hit barley did damage. Only made Dark War flinch*

*you are pelted with bullets*

*Dark war blasted the military with its mouth dark matter ray*

*it destabilizes the area around and kills the army at the same time*

*It growled and continued its rampage*

*more military is coming your way*

*It roared and unleashed an energy void shock wave, obliterating the back up and the surrounding area of the city*

*once again more millitary units were sent your way*

*It got ready to fight*

*more bullets fired at you*

*It was completely unfazed by the bullets. It opened its mouth and unleashed a dark matter beam, destroying the forces*

*once again, more missiles are fired*

*It smacked the missiles away*

*the missiles hit random buildings and caused more destruction*

*Dark war wiped out the remaining military forces*

*people are starting to run from you*

*It unleashed the dark Matter ray onto the people*