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Soulsister: "What?"

Random kid: Aw... *starts to cry*

Soulsister: "It's okay..."
*She floats over to the kid and comforts them*

Random kid: Some meanie came over and ran over my snowman.

Soulsister: "I think I can help."
*She flies over to the meanie in question*

Guy driving car: Damnit, my engine is full of snow.

Soulsister: "Oh, it could never be because you RAN OVER A KID'S SNOWMAN?"

Guy driving car: Hey, i just wanted to get the latest IPhone 16, there was no time.

CRASHES THE CAR WHO RAN OVER THE LITTLE KIDS SMOWMAN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA REVENGENECE*

Guy driving car: NOOOOO I WAS ABOUT TO GET THE LATEST IPHONE 16!!

THEN WHY WOULD U RUN OVER A SNOW MAN SAY SORRY TI DAT KID

Guy driving car: fine... I'm sorry...

YAY LETS BUILD A SNOWMAN ⛄️ *STARTS SINGING SMDO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN *from frozen 1

*he is crying along with the song while building the snowman*

:D WE COULD DANCE AROUND THE HALLS🎶✨

Guy: PLEASE LET ME GOOO

I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE COME OUT THE DOOR SO WE CAN PLAAYAAYYYAYYYYY

Guy: SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEEE
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I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE COME OUT THE DOOR

Guy: HEEEELLLLP

Come on let's go and play
I never see you any more
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away!
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman
(Go away, Anna!)
Okay, bye
… Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or ride our bike around the halls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to the pictures on the walls!
Hang in there, Joan!
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by
… Elsa?
Please, I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say, "Have courage", and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you wanna build a snowman?

Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Come on let's go and play
I never see you any more
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away!
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman
(Go away, Anna!)
Okay, bye
… Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or ride our bike around the halls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to the pictures on the walls!
Hang in there, Joan!
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by
… Elsa?
Please, I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say, "Have courage", and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you wanna build a snowman?

(yeah, he's never gonna escape)

(Yep)

Hedgerowlu: omg are you alright

Random kid: Aw... *starts to cry*

Don’t worry, I can build a new one

Random kid: Really? Yay!

*builds a new one

Random kid: Thanks!

Np

Guy driving the car: Damnit, there's snow in my engine.

That was a you problem

Guy driving the car: I just wanted to get the new IPhone 16 okay? There was no time.

The iPhone 15 just came out

(ooc this is actually set 4 years into the future)
Guy driving the car: IPhone 15? That old thing? No, i'm getting the IPhone 16.

(They’re planning for an iPhone 16 on 2024 dumbass, it should be iPhone 19) what matters about a stupid iPhone, you’re wasting money over a same product

(ok sorry 😔)
Guy driving the car: Yeah, but it's amazing! And besides, it's better than those garbage Google Pixel phones.

Touché but why waste $1500

Guy driving the car: I'm sure it will have better durabillity, right? The last time i ever got one, my dumbass niece, Charlotte, accidentally dropped it when we were taking photos from the top of the empire state building.

So?

Guy driving the car: I'm gonna get that IPhone, and you can't stop me!

*runs to the car*

Guy driving the car: What the f**k do you want!?

What was your driving skills back there