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"i am on trial for tax evasion 35.2 times in a row"
*PHONK PLAYS*

.2????

My 36th one is in progress ok

RussianBadger

I like minors. *phonk INTENSIFIES*

I love sexually assaulting 5 year olds.
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*

Chain?

no one shall know

Chill out there

"It's not a war crime if you had fun"

I searched child porn and nutted a bunch.

I am wanted for crimes against humanity and I am coming to molest your children
*PHONK PLAYS AT MAX LEVEL*

"I know your IP address"
*Phonk Escalates*