It isn't a corn dog

ice cream fried?

Close

popsicle

Hell no

Mmm pure cholesterol 🤤

Exactly

What is that

Deep fried ______ on a stick

cheese

No

Looks like a corndog

It isn't

Nugget on a stick?

please don’t put me on a stick

You're not put on toast

??
No

Is it a dick on a stick?

Wtf no!

Wtf is thatttt

What do you use to make bread taste better?

Toaster

What do you spread on toast?

Jelly

Butter on a stick, thank God I'm in Canada

Don't you have Hawaiian pizza

Yeah but that's not the point

The point is that some foods are just

They just shouldn't exist
Butter is not made to be fried and pineapple is not meant to go on pizza

We can all agree that some humans and theories inventions were very bad

And thats what unites us as a continent