GIVE A MAN A MATCH, AND HE’LL BE WARM FOR A FEW HOURS. SET HIM ON FIRE, AND HE WILL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. WHAT DID THE TITANIC SAY AS IT SANK? I’M NOMINATING ALL PASSENGERS FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE! THE DOCTOR GAVE ME ONE YEAR TO LIVE, SO I SHOT HIM WITH MY GUN. THE JUDGE GAVE ME 15 YEARS. PROBLEM SOLVED. MY GRANDFATHER SAID MY GENERATION RELIES TOO MUCH ON THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY. SO I UNPLUGGED HIS LIFE SUPPORT.
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