TODAY, I ASKED MY PHONE “SIRI, WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?” AND IT ACTIVATED THE FRONT CAMERA. I WAS DIGGING IN OUR GARDEN AND FOUND A CHEST FULL OF GOLD COINS. I WANTED TO RUN STRAIGHT HOME TO TELL MY WIFE ABOUT IT, THEN I REMEMBERED WHY I WAS DIGGING IN OUR GARDEN. EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE, LIKE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. IT’S IMPORTANT TO ESTABLISH A GOOD VOCABULARY. IF I HAD KNOWN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE WORDS “ANTIDOTE” AND “ANECDOTE,” ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.
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![Dark Humor for those who need it :] | TODAY, I ASKED MY PHONE “SIRI, WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?” AND IT ACTIVATED THE FRONT CAMERA. I WAS DIGGING IN OUR GARDEN AND FOUND A CHEST FULL OF GOLD COINS. I WANTED TO RUN STRAIGHT HOME TO TELL MY WIFE ABOUT IT, THEN I REMEMBERED WHY I WAS DIGGING IN OUR GARDEN. EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE, LIKE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. IT’S IMPORTANT TO ESTABLISH A GOOD VOCABULARY. IF I HAD KNOWN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE WORDS “ANTIDOTE” AND “ANECDOTE,” ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WOULD STILL BE ALIVE. | image tagged in memes,expanding brain | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/81oyup.jpg)