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BREAKING NEWS BARE-KNUCKLE FIGHTER ARESSTED FOR MURDER; THE CONTROVERSIAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FIGHTER, MIKE PERRY, ALREADY LAUDED FOR HIS FACE BREAKING OF A FORMAL MODEL IS BACK AT IT WITH A SAVAGE DISPLAY OF MARTIAL SKILL WHICH RESULTED IN THE GRUESOME DEATH OF ANOTHER TWAT-FACED WANKER YESTERDAY EVENING. WHILE THE CROWD CELEBRATED THIS UNSURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS THERE WAS A DRAMTIC MOMENT AS "PLAT'NUM" PERRY WAS DETAINED AND QUESTIONED BY POLICE. THE CROWD BECAME RAUCOUS AND WAS THREATENING A RIOT AS PERRY WAS ESCORTED FROM THE RING, THE BODY OF HIS OPPONENT LEFT TO COOL IN THE SCENE OF HIS OWN HUMBLING AND BLOODY FALL FROM HUBRISTIC HIGHTS. THE NIGHT WAS SAVED WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR THAT THIS WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A FORMALITY, THE PROCESSING OF RED TAPE. THE CROWD CHEERED AS PERRY RETURNED TO THE RING TO CONTINUE HIS JUBILATIONS AT HIS VICTORY OVER THE INSIPID FACE OF THE "INFLUENCER BOXER" COMMUNITY.