no joke ocs | no bambi ocs

SMACKS AND JUMPS INTO TREE*
Bloomy hissing noises*

Random guy: Aw come on! gimme a little hug.

I WILL MURDER YOU 🪑

Random guy: I promise, i wont "Fill" you up!

What the-?

Random guy: Now then, COME OVER HERE!

…*RUNS*

*he runs after you, his belly jiggling with every step he takes*

RUNS FASTER*

COME ON BABY! *quickly stops to take a break before running again*

RUNS FASTER THEN SONIC*

*he does a technique that splashes all his sweat onto you*

EAW EW

Random guy: Feeling wet yet?

RUNS FASTER

*he starts using a speed potion*

*TURNS INTO THOMAS THE TRAIN WHILE HOLDING A FRIDGE AND A CHAIR THAT MIGHT BE YEETED I THE NEXT 10 seconds

Random guy: I got you now! *sees you fly off into the distance* GO***AMN IT!

HEHE

*he is running all across the neighbourhood*

*HIDES AND SLEEPSis still Thomas the. Train*

Hedgerowlu: *teleports to his house* that’s much better

*karate chops him in the neck and kicks him in the gut, then runs away and climbs a tree high off the ground*

Random guy: Aw come on! gimme a little hug.

Ha, nope! *she climbs higher into the tree and Spiderman jumps to a nearby roof, running away by rooftop*

Random guy: Go***amn, she's athletic.

*she makes it to the woods where she climbs really high up a pine tree*

Random guy: Where are you?

*she stays hidden in the tree, making sure there is an open spot in the tree in case she needs to fire*

*he runs away*

*she sits there for a little while longer, waiting to see if she needed to pelt the guy with pinecones or shoot acorns at him*

*he starts running the other way*

*she climbs down about halfway to where the hole in the tree is to look around*

*he runs past you again*

*she throws A pinecones at him*

Random guy: Ow!

*she flips him off*

Random guy: Well now i found you!

Ha! Just try and get your fat ass up here!

*he tries to climb before slidng back down and getting a HUMONGUS splinter on his belly*

(OUCH I felt that💀😭🤕)
*she climbs up a little higher*

*he took it off before trying to climb again*

*she throws another nearby pine one at him*

Random guy: Ow!

Ha!

Random guy: Alright that's it! *pulls out axe*

(...I'd make a comment on that but I'm not going to)
Sh!t *she jumps to the next tree, A maple tree about four feet thick in area*

*he follows*

*she launches an acorn at his forehead with her slingshot*

*he tries to climb up again*

*she shoots him again*

*he falls onto the ground again*

*she gets out her phone and calls 911* hello? Yeah a child molester is after me. I'm at *address* in a big maple tree. He's under the tree trying to climb up to find me

Dispatcher: Copy that, we're on our way.

*she fires another acorn at him*

Random guy: Ow! Stop that!

No! *fires another one*

*he tries to get as close to you as possible*

*she climbs higher and fires a walnut at him*

*still trying to get to you*

*she breaks off a tree branch and throws it at him*

*as soon as he was about to get you, the police arrives and arrests the fat guy for sexual assault.
(Good ending)*

(you're welcome!)