Usually I only phone my Dad to ask for something

"hey son, i need you to mow the lawn, *long pause*, after that ill need you to finish all of your chores"

The long pause is so accurate 💀

Frr

Ong

That's the last thing you wanna hear..

fr

Ong

These stupid ass sitemids are actually braindead. This ain't a repost. I came up with it myself.

Bro they frikin did that to my meme and it was #1 meme

They are actually retarded oml

Omg realll

Fr

Accurate

Ikr

Dad: I'm buyingn milk
Me: oh no
The call:*ends*

It doesn't help that my dad has adhd so he will forget what he's doing every now and then

Oop

We’re out of toothpaste too

lol ikr but i only call my mom bc im not even going to get into what my dad did to me lol

are you ok?

dont want to talk about it

Ok...

sorry

hehehehehehe ik what happened

shush it

Aw I'm here for you

ty

Np, if you ever need me, memechat me :)

ik thxs!

☺️

:)

:)

:(

Aww cheer up :D

>:(

O.O
My calls can go to about 5 minutes. We have a good relationship.

But the short ones happen when he's mad.

LMAO

XD

LOL

Heh heh

Lmao fr

Yes

My calls don't last more than 30 seconds XD

Lmao

Fr

fr same

You just like me fr