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context, around 2:20 pm October 4th EDT, an nationwide alarm will be broadcasting on every mobile device, aswell as tvs and pcs, this will last around 1 minute and the us are just testing the system if it still works

Cool, I ain't American.

i meant, any mobile us phone.

"an nationwide alarm" in the text:

that's what I meant. I ain't American and don't live in the US.

we are talking about the alarm that will go off in the united states at approximately 2:20 pm

its real

amazing

Every wireless device in america is going to go off as a test

Good thing I ain't amerguhn

nice

America is going to get bombed at 2:20 PM EDT

how tf did you find my plans??

FEMA EAS Test, planned to be nationwide

I also wanna know.