"You will be hit by a car on June 19th, [REDACTED] at 4:49 AM, and you will die alone the next day." -jolly mystery orb man

the passenger aircraft i have hijacked: [i am going to crash land into your residence]

OH MY GOODYNESS ITS A ME FREDDY SHALL SHOOT DA GUY ACROSS DA TOWER TO GET YOUR CAR SEAT AND SUNNY OUT OF YOUR ROOM IN YOUR NEW CAR WILL SMITH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THE INTERNET IF YOU CLICK THE LINK

shush please