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Conspiracy theorists

Conspiracy theorists | "Conspiracy Theorists" 



Don't eat round up laced foods.
Don't use wireless earbuds.
Don't get vaccines.
Don't go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary.


Don't use microwave ovens.
Don't litter.
Don't listen to main stream news.

Don't eat processed so called food.

Don't follow the crowd.
Don't eat fast food.
Don't like artificial fragrances.
Don't use sunscreen.
Don't follow rules unless they make sense.
Don't worship celebrities.
Don't wear masks.
Don't believe in popular so called science.
Don't bask in Wi-Fi.
Don't like LED lights. Do listen to educated humans who are banned from speaking against public opinion.
Do go outside and get sunlight.
Do research because they are curious.
Do speak out against evil.
Do think outside the box.
Do listen to both sides of the story. 
Do know that electric vehicles are not the answer.
Do know that climate change is bullshit.
Do know that chemtrails are real.
Do know that wind mills are a fad.
Do know that covering the planet with solar panels is a bad idea.

Do have great thinking skills because they practice thinking. 
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"Conspiracy Theorists" Don't eat round up laced foods. Don't use wireless earbuds. Don't get vaccines. Don't go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary. Don't use microwave ovens. Don't litter. Don't listen to main stream news. Don't eat processed so called food. Don't follow the crowd. Don't eat fast food. Don't like artificial fragrances. Don't use sunscreen. Don't follow rules unless they make sense. Don't worship celebrities. Don't wear masks. Don't believe in popular so called science. Don't bask in Wi-Fi. Don't like LED lights. Do listen to educated humans who are banned from speaking against public opinion. Do go outside and get sunlight. Do research because they are curious. Do speak out against evil. Do think outside the box. Do listen to both sides of the story. Do know that electric vehicles are not the answer. Do know that climate change is bullshit. Do know that chemtrails are real. Do know that wind mills are a fad. Do know that covering the planet with solar panels is a bad idea. Do have great thinking skills because they practice thinking. Do Believe in God.