BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT. People are worrying about: healthcare, food, needing multiple jobs to sustain a household, paying medical bills, protecting children from gun violence. A man at the Doctor's office taking a visit they don't pay for, they're stressed out thinking about which charger requires USB-C and Mini USB 2.0. At least, he can mull it over on his 1-year paternity leave, and the job which requires his master's degree will be there for him when he gets back. And he doesn't even have to worry about student debt because university education is free. BACK IN THE 90S, WE HEARD HOW 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES DIDNT HAVE ADEQUATE FOOD, HEALTH, SAFETY, AND FAMILIES WERE OVERWORKED... LITERALLY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.