this is an inside joke you would not get

Another day another dollar, am I right? haha

LOOK GORDON, ROPES! WE CAN USE THESE TO GET ACROSS BIG PITS!

HELP ME GORDON!

LOOK GORDON! WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE!

Hello G-

Gordon I'm thirsty

SLURP SLURP SLURPPPPPPPPP SLURP SLURP

Gordon I'm full.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOUR PASSPORT, GORDON!

Green means he's not mean!

Drink soda! It helps you see faster!

Wikipedia, the free encylopedia!

You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you Dr Freeman?

i figor

Look out Gordon! Hotted boobs up ahead, tits big ones!

Well gordon, it looks like we wiped out the entire US military

I have no guilt weighing on my conscious, Gordon. Can you say the same?

i forgot

My god Gordon, you just killed a man!
Gordon, I feel normal.
Look Gordon, ro-HELP ME GORDON!
My clone!

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