bibically accurate floppa

dont drink as much bleach this year dude. remember when i found you in a dumpster with 11 pounds of rust shoved down your throat and Mother Theresa passed out next to you

be careful bro

Wtf

2 days until every american phone gets an alert from FEMA

They said it will be nationwide bruh
IF MY PHONE WILL FUСKING WILL BLAR IMMA BREAK IT /j

for my time zone its gonna happen at 2:20 pm, in the middle of school.

For me it's 21:20
Right before sleeping

Btw what timezone

CDT

cool