"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.""I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."; "When the teacher asks if anyone has any questions, but you're too afraid to ask and pretend to understand everything."; "When the pool water is finally warm in the summer..."; "When you're getting pizza with your friend and he puts pineapple on it and he already paid..."