"American"

Jesus was Jewish

America has more Jews than Israel. Jesus was rightfully American. 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱

Woah I never thought of that

Yes :]

I GOTTA check this out

Ofc Jesus uses a 45

Sweaty is what got me

Likewise

average american stupidity ☠

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Yo f**k you

f**k u mean I'm american too
just saying that people in america are exceedingly stupid compared to the rest of the world
you don't see chinese people doing this shit

F**k you in particular

9/11

Jesus was not born in or went to America. And also, several of the passages were written by Paul, not Jesus, even though Jesus was basically the main guy in all of them. Thanks, Paul, for writing 80% of the bible.
Also, just read the bible yourself. Heard he actually used a belt to chase people out of a place for a reason I cannot remember, so you are definitely missing out on some cool shit.

Yeah, it’s just a joke
Btw, your last paragraph is about Jesus chasing people out of the temple for turning God’s place into a “den of thieves”, just to give you a quick recap :)

Oh okay, thanks.
The last paragraph was from memory, so Thanks for correcting me

I would tell that mf jesus lived in israel 🤦🏻 how stupid thy are?

Not to be a nerd but terretorially now it's israel but used to be palestine so far I know

Ok

So Washington DC is the holy land

epic

"sweaty"

Jesus wasnt an american 🤓