15 Things to do in public when you're bored Insane/My Bucket List;
1. Scream at someone, "You're one of them!" And slowly back away
2. Look at someone through glass and say, "Wow, I'm hideous!"
3. Find a child and tell them you're him/her from the future.
4. Go to a pet store and buy birdseed and then ask them how long it will take for the bird to grow.
5. Throw a small plastic ball at someone and yell; "Get in your ball you stupid Pokemon!"
6. When you get money out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won!" At the top of your lungs.
7. Bring a desk to an elevator and when someone walks in ask if they have a appointment.
8. Wear a shirt that says, "Life" then hand out lemons.
9. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
10. Go up to a random person at the mall holding your ID and yell, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?!"
11. Hire two private investigators to follow each other.
12. Walk into a crowded elevator and say; "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
13. Run into a store and ask what year it is, and when someone answers scream, "IT WORKED! It really worked!!!" And then run out.
14. Stand on the railing of a elevator and say, "my spidey senses are tingling."
15. Go to a Zoo or Pet Store and find a parrot and teach it to say, "HELP! I've been turned into a parrot!"
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