POV: the quiet kid

all the other kids with pumped up kick

That game will be a blast

What is blud doin with that gun?

the true goalkeeper

Soccer: Texas Edition

blud has a secret ability

POV the red card in texas

as a Texan (you forgor to capitalize Texas, btw), I can say that this is true.

This the first other Texan I’ve seen on this site besides me let’s gooo

AAYYYY!

AAAAYYYYY!

A gun?

...hold up- BLUD PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW MAN-

-pulls out switchblade and attaches it to musket-

.

..

*cough* ..........

*stabby stabby*

*unaffected somehow*

*licky licky?*

;-; *blush* stop.....

*loads gun* how's this for unaffected
*Shoots*

*still unaffected*

BO*BS

I hope that guy shoots me

Nobody: that one pickle ball lord from pickle ball adventure

put that down, buddy

POV: Texas Squidgame

its about to get down

ok

decapitated soccer lore:

some dude got his head cut off and other dudes played soccer with it.

the ball wont go in, no matter the cost.

He's had enough of people putting balls in his face

That took me a minutes to realize