POV: the quiet kid

all the other kids with pumped up kick

the true goalkeeper

That game will be a blast

What is blud doin with that gun?

POV the red card in texas

as a Texan (you forgor to capitalize Texas, btw), I can say that this is true.

This the first other Texan I’ve seen on this site besides me let’s gooo

AAYYYY!

AAAAYYYYY!

A gun?

blud has a secret ability

Soccer: Texas Edition

...hold up- BLUD PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW MAN-

-pulls out switchblade and attaches it to musket-

.

..

*cough* ..........

*stabby stabby*

*unaffected somehow*

*licky licky?*

;-; *blush* stop.....

*loads gun* how's this for unaffected
*Shoots*

*still unaffected*

POV: Texas Squidgame

He's had enough of people putting balls in his face

the ball wont go in, no matter the cost.

decapitated soccer lore:

some dude got his head cut off and other dudes played soccer with it.

BO*BS

That took me a minutes to realize

ok

Nobody: that one pickle ball lord from pickle ball adventure

I hope that guy shoots me

its about to get down

put that down, buddy