i hope kill wins

NOOOOO
this will not be forgiven

YOU CANNOT STOP HARBINGER GAMING

Poor Wario muskrat
Poor Raiden cat

HARRRRRBINGEEEEERRRR GAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIINNNGGG

HABGIRNER

This is canon Harbinger

He survived a hurricane and have killed 4 people so far

I'm imagining him just sitting in a chair in the middle of a hurricane
Just sitting there
Not even minding his surroundings
Mabye at most: "A little breezy today, don't you think?"

Literally

*twiddling his thumbs*

"Hm, it's a little sprinkle outside."

*looming 10 story tall tsunami*
Harbinger: Beach day

*reading newspaper*

I'm imagining him as the black night from Monty Python and the holy Grail but talking less

Lmao

i am going to say something not nice

Say it

i’m… i’ll…

i can’t :(

*somber music*

ILL BITE YOUR ANKLES!

He will fight

Imagine him moving like an inch worm
*grunt*
*grunt*
*grunt*
You can't run forever!
*grunt*

I have an idea for an execution for Harbinger

He smacks them in the chest, then in stomach, which causes them to fall to their knees. Harbinger then swings as hard as he can to their chest, but the enemy quickly tries to get up, which results in Harbinger accidentally slamming them in the crotch with insane force

And he goes something like "OH DANG sorry man that's a little much even for me"

There also one where the enemy tries to punch them, Harbinger grabs their fist, and hits them with the hammer, which ends up breaking their arm. Harbinger is a little shocked, motions at them like "wait lemme fix this" and hits their arm the other way, which ends up just ripping their arm off. Unsure of what to do, Harbinger hands the enemy their arm, as the enemy walks away, before collapsing dead a second later

Problem solved
It funny to think of him as a silly dullard

He's very strong and serious but even he goofs sometimes

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