I'm actually so bored (Happy October 1st)

Levi Ackerman
Or just a survey corps member in general

Idk

funsies

indeed

I'm so excited for halloween tbh
I ran out of my candy supply last week cause I had to give a whole shit ton to some whiny little relative cause he wouldn't stop crying when I told him no, it's mine

Ah

I don't trick or treat anymore
But I end up with a bunch of chocolate anyways cause my brother doesn't like chocolate

I still trick or treat cause I'm tall enough to look like a goofy kid and I love candy <33
Is your brother stupid or smth cause chocolate is actually scrumdiddlyumptious

I see

And yes, he is

yep

lmfaoo

So in short
I just sit around
And get chocolate

emo kid

whar

nooo smh
I hate emo kids of any kind

blud you died you hair?

Yes

naw

Bro that looks like Justin Bieber
If you stare at it for long enough

i don't see it

I meant this one

wrong hair color

Fair enough

Maid dress

smh I knew someone was finna gonna put that but I did expect it to be you

LMFAO
Do ur character in a plague doctor suit

ew no
I'd rather do the maid costume

🥶

blud's honest reaction

What does your little dude even look like

she's really goofy
she's how I wanted to look as a little kid
it's basically the newer version of this with pink hair and a goofy little overall dress and heart buns

☠️ bro wanted blue hair
At least it’s a light hue and not some deep toned Karen fabbot emo lesbian blue
“Heart buns” what

ikr

UNACCEPTABLE

periodt

Boutta go bomb their hq

imma join you

Bet

also accusing me of being a w**re or a f*g

💀 gay muslim 🥶🥶🥶

this is why we're homies

C4 sex toy

what

Wanna try it out

why not

Yay

lmfaooo

Now bend over

*bends over* (what's wrong with us)

Hmm interesting

*pulls off ur pants* u ready?
(Lmfaooo idk)

yes zaddy rynny (we need therapy)

*opens your asscheeks and shoves a C4 between them* (I already go to therapy 😎)

oh yes (same lmfao)

*pounds the charge into your ass* (ayyyyyy)

oh yeah, get it good (It's so goofy)

*cums on the charge* moan for me baby (fr fr we too silly)

*moans aggressively* (periodt)

*cums on another charge and smears it on ur asscheeks* (are u on yours bc if so we can’t f**k)

yes please zaddy (no sir not till a couple days)

*bites your ear* (bet)

oh hell naw you just turned me off like the light in the fridge when you close the door (lmao)

Lmfaoooooooooo (this is f**ked anyways)

get your c4 outta my ass (real)

No *detonates it* (be)

smh why (whar)

E

naw

🦫🫘

Bruh

Nah no way you dyed ur hair red 🥶

No I wanted pink hair as a kid idfk why I gave her blue last year
omfg that's the color one of my teachers has it's so ugly I hate those colors
search it up it's a hairstyle

Goofy you
Oh I see

those scare me
like the time I found out the muslim duolingo girl was a lesbian

WHAT THE F**K
NUH HB

Uh*

periodt
she's a W at certain times (I love my mother)

Unless

W
Love your parents
United they’re legit horrible

I only don't love her when she did shit like threatening to kick me out, disown me, and other shit like that
If she didn't do that shit I would love her 100%

🫣 yo wtf

real
I mean every kid at my school either got their hair dyed or wanted it
so glad my mom didn't let me
mhm it's lowky cute

I dyed my hair red in middle school 💀
No wonder I didn’t get bitches

L hair dye
W mom