For Honor

lol

"HARBINGER STOP"
"..."
"HARBINGER THIS IS ANNOYING"
"..."

*menacing aura*

*puts on touch tone telephone*

Non-canon Harbinger is the most silliest being to exist

Fanon Harbinger is silly
And he probably would have a soft spot for cute little animals like bunnies like Doomguy

He'd act like the one guy you bring to the supermarket who would climb up an entire shelf to grab a toy he saw

He would hike up to the top of a shelf in Costco to grabs something instead of just asking for the forklift (he thinks it's witchcraft)

He would want to fistfight a forklift

If he died it would probably be from fighting some kind of vehicle, whether it's a tank or just some car that wasn't put in park

He can just parry the car

Which is a cool way if saying step out of the way
But really one day he's gonna start hitting a tank with someone in it and get blown to bits

PARRY THE TANK'S LIGHT (funny For Honor reference nobody will get)

Harbinger: *bonks tank a few times* ha! Not so tough now, are y--
*Gets run over because he underestimated the speed of such a large vehicle*

*pulls a Black Prior and flips over the tank with his hammer*

Harbinger: HA H-
*steps on mine*

*dodge rolls*

Bro can literally just *dodges* anything
If he were to die, what would kill him?

A beefy 3 layer burrito from Taco Bell (his immune system cannot take it)

Harbinger when I play him Lemon Demon
But like actually for Canon Harbinger

Harbinger is the embodiment of medieval heavy metal

Harbinger: Bro this is sick
Mr: *doesn't speak latin* uh what
Would he like die in a fight or something

Harbinger just menacingly staring at Mr

Mr: uhh.. do you like it..?
*Harbinger just stares*
Mr: there's more music by this guy... if you like it..!

It's also likely that Harbinger could also speak English because English existed in that time

Ah