He was a She

plot twist: she was a they

Plot twist: they was a pineapple

plot twist: pineapple was on pizza

Plot twist: pineapple was in pizza was a book

plot twist: book was a paper

Plot twist: paper was a pencil

plot twist: pencil was a crayon

plot twist crayon was a marker

plot twist: marker was a flower

Leaf was a fire*

plot twist: fire was a water

(Reply to plot twist: my braincells are disappearing)

Plot twist water resembled a character

plot twist: my braincells are dissapearing

WATER GIRL AND FIRE BOY

Plot twist: flower was a leaf

plot twist: leaf was a root

DIS WHA-

Plot twist: crayon was a flower

plot twist: flower was a another plot twist

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YES WE SHOULD MURDER THAT CENTIPEDE EVEN THO ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

SAME MY MOM JUST SPOTTED IT
BUT MY BROTHER SAID DONT KILL HIM HE EATS OTHER INSECT
I WAS LIKE OKAY BITCH DO YOU WANT TO GET EATEN BY THAT THING?

Close but actually wade

Plot twist th- DAM THERE SO MUCH THUNDER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RN😭😭😭😭😭😭

plot twist: dam there so much thunder outside my house rn was a OMG I SPOTTED A FRIGGIN CENTIPEDE IN MY HOUSE WE SHOULD KILL IT

HE BETTER GET EATEN BY IT ALSO THE RAIN AND THUNDER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE US ACTUALLY SCARY FOR ONCE HELP💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

WAIT THERE WAS A THUNDER OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
IN MID JULY I EXPERIENCED A SUPERSTORM THAT KILLED 5 PEOPLE AND 2000 INJURED

Dam

ikr

I’m having a flash flood with thunder rn 😁✌️

ok

🐁😎

god f**king dammit

Zad