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Technically Ryanair landings are safer than regular ones
1. The 737 was not designed to be buttered, instead being solely designed for hard landings on short and rough runways
2. The Ryanair landing garuntee that you get on the ground, even should a crosswind gust moments before touchdown
3. The Ryanair pilots are specially trained for these landings as they save fuel

I don't think airplane damage is safe though.

Exactly, that’s way the 737 was designed so that hard landings won’t damage it

I heard the frame of a plane warped after it landed too hard

That was an Airbus, what do you expect

I think it was a 767

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Oh no it's you again

Please shut up.

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Ok

I was about to make a comment about Comfort, But it's ryanair, They just care about getting you from a to b, They don't give a damn about comfort

Yea I’ll give you that one

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