Asians literally have two religions based on philosophers

Like they had no good reason to kill Socrates

Most of them died in really dumb ways

Pythagoras was being chased by assassins because they didn't like his excessive ideals but pythagoras came to a bean field, and one of his rules was to never touch beans

So instead of breaking his own rules he was just like "well sh*t" and got killed

Same for Aischylos: He died, because an eagle has mistaken his bald head for a rock and threw a turtle on him.

Yup

The oracle said he'd die from a house falling on him, so he went outside

And forgot that a turtles shell is its house

Wdym?

our ancestors literally considered our philosophers as god

yessssssss

Yessss

Haha! Hey are you German?

Yup, how did you know?

I went to your profile and saw a German stream

Nice

I can understand German a bit if I try because the language I speak natively is relatively similar to German

Do you speak Dutch?

Yup! How'd you know?

I thought of it since I know that Dutch is similar to German

Oh I see!

Nice!

Tf?

I thought the same

Understandable