no kaiju characters | no joke ocs | no bambi ocs

fall:"uuh i think i have the money"

Micheal: Good, bring it here.

fall:"just wait here" *closes the door and quickly runs into the bedroom*

*he waits*

fall*picks up sawed off shotgun,hides it,grabs his wallet and heads back to door*

Micheal: Ah, so do you have it?

fall:"y-y-yea" *slighty opens the door and hand him his wallet*

*micheal checks how much money you have*

*theres only 300 dollars*

Micheal: Thank you for your compensation.

fall:*sighs in relief*

*WD slides a motherf**king cannon through the mail slot. A fuse burning out can be heard.*

Micheal: Subject is attempting to evade taxation by acts of murder. Noted.

*A little flag pops out that reads "Give war a chance."*

Micheal: Also noted that their acts were false. Alright then, i'm waiting for your compensation.

*Red Sun slowly starts increasing in value.*

*He continues waiting*

*The music gets closer and closer, it sounds like it is coming from above.*

*He looks up*

*A man with two different machetes is coming down.*

Micheal: What the!?

*The music amps up and the man lands in front of Michael, barely cutting his arms off.*

*Micheal is shocked before his very eyes, about to call for back up*

*The man cuts two inches into Michael's stomach.*

*Micheal dies*

(he died after a two inch cut? Pathetic.)

*he died, FROM FEAR!*

Umbreon: ... Sure... Come in

*he walks inside*

U: *Contemplating a murder*

Micheal: So, do you have the required payments?

U: yeah... *grabs a butterfly knife*

*Micheal looks at his knife* Micheal: What are you doing?

U: shh. *backstab*

Sniper: THAT SPY IS AN ENEMY!

(I’m so sorry I had to do that)

Lol, fr)

(Sniper tf2 has joined the rp)

Sorry but, no)

(Damn)

(Wait like kaiju as in Kaiju paradise or kaiju as in world ending monsters like Godzilla?)

Ark:Whatever *he handed over $3*

(Kaiju from godzilla universe)
Micheal: I'm sorry to bother you sir but that does not reach the required payment.

(Damn I’m a godzilla fan)

Ark:that’s all I got. I’m sorry sir.

Micheal: Well sir, the NETA (Nexus Extraterrestial Taxation Associate) is very aggressive with those who are unable to pay taxes in time. I'm afraid i will have to give you 3 weeks untill sufficient payments are required, otherwise we will have to take some... drastic measures.

(You never said ultraman or gamera tho)

Ark:sir I am poor. I’m an outcast. And I’m hated by a lot of people.

Micheal: I'm terribly sorry about that sir, but you have to make payments in 3 weeks.

Ark:maybe I have some extra…only an extra $2 *he gave it* hope that’s enough.

Micheal: Thanks for your.. small compensation. I'll be returning in the time given to you, sharply, no delay. Good bye and... Good luck.

Ark:bye! *he went to get a job*

*after 3 weeks*
Micheal: So do you have the required payments?

Ark:yep. Barley but yep! *he handed over $100*

Micheal: Thank you for your compensation, i'll be leaving

Ark:don’t have a good day. Have a great day.

Micheal: Thank you again for the compliment. *drives off*

Ark:*waves goodbye*