The sleeves have 13 on it and the back says "Voorhees" with 13 underneath is as well

WANT

Me who's already and always have been Jason-Leve thicc

IDK why but Jason gives off puppy vibes

he really does

I wanna hug him so bad

fr

Me: *Using Jason as a pillow and cuddling him because my man freakin' deserves it*

FR

Hear me out. There was a point where Jason wanted to do a 'Legend Of Zelda' costume for Halloween and Nellie MADE him a full Fierce Deity Link costume. (The reason she did Fierce Deity Link was because she wanted him to have a mask that went with the rest of the costume) That year Nellie was Skull Kid.

awwwwww

Besides Jason would look so cute as Fierce Deity Link

FR

Me: *Is horny*
Jason: Stop being horny
Me: Stop being THE REASON I'm Horny.

LMFAO

Another one-
Jason: You're short
Me: OK PUT SOME INCHES IN ME

OH SHIT- That escalated

LMAO just like something else in Jason's pants

ALRIGGGGGGGGGHTTTTTTT THEN LMAO

XD

LMAO

Stop using LMAO your ass will get flat!

fr

Jason is literally perfect tho....

he's too cute bro

I know. Have you seen the "Camp Counselor Jason" AU

I HAVE

It's so precious!

For real! It's so cute to see pictures too

I know! Honestly the implied shipping of Jason and Carrie is the big no for me, for obvious reasons.

FR so wrong-

Yeah, but even if it wasn't wrong I'd still not be that happy because I want Jason

LMAO

haha... I need money

same

LMAO

FR

I also need... certain things to go sown at Camp Crystal Lake

Wdym?

I'm being sus

Still confused for some reason lmao

I'M THIRSTING FOR JASON

LMFAO FR

lol ye

I'm just easily confused lmao

same

fr

haha but still Jason deserved better

HE FR DID

Dude give me 1 shot and I'll make up for all the shit he's been through

BRO SAME

And you best f**kin' BET he's getting all the cuddles and forehead kisses he could ever want.

MY ASS GETS BIGGER ACTUALLY

Dude fr?

yeah fr-

dude how?

Literally dunno- I'm like hella thicc- Like Jason thicc

Damn for you LMAO must mean "Laughing my ass on"

LMFAO girl fr, no lie. It's the fact that I work out everyday and eat snacks and shit- I'm thicc girl Jason

Hear me out. Nellie and Jason are kinda like Fizzarolli (Nellie) and Asmodeus (Jason)

OMG YES

The reason Nellie is Fizz is because she's smaller and more unhinged

Literally same-

LOL I love that

fr- I'm a gremlin according to friends irl

same

lmao

TBH I have threatened to bite people's knees

.... I won't say mine I'll get FLAGGED

dm it to me

aight

LOL (Me tryna stay Jason-Level Thicc)

oof

So yeah...the only two ways I can categorize height is if I see something tall I go 'woah, big boy man' and if I see something short I go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass?

lmfao fr AND UM YES?! TELL ME THAT

XD it's a meme I found

Oh- XD LMAO you had me there for a second-

Laughing My Ass On

omg-

ye

lol

It's at Spirit Halloween from where I'm from. It's 40 dollars

Dang I'm broke

yuh-

so...

?

I can't get it I'm broke

neither can I lmao

You: How much money do you have.
Me: like-- 69 cents...
You: Oh! You know what that means!
Me, sobbing: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS.

GIRL I AM THE ONE WITH 69 CENTS- WE BOTH BROKE BITCHES

LOL

HE LITERALLY DESERVES THEM

HE DOES

YUH

I had a cute date idea that I'd do with Jason if I had money.
1. Build-a-Bear
2. Dinner
3. Ice cream
I think he'd have fun with that.

Omg yessssssss

I also had the cute idea of couples making each other build-a-bears with custom voice messages in them.

OMG YES

Like- IMAGINE DOING THAT WITH ANY CHARACTER YOU SIMP FOR

BRO FR I WOULD LOVE THAT

Person: Could you take Jason Voorhees?
Me: Yeah I could probably take him- Oh wait you mean in a fight. Then no, I'm totally screwed.
Person: THEN WHAT WAS THE "YEAH I COULD PROBABLY TAKE HIM" ABOUT!?!?
Me: *Just smirking*

Literally love that meme

Person: Sex?
Jason: NO
Person: Sex with Nellie?
Jason: Ok maybe-

Fr felt that lmao

Like, I feel like he'd REALLY have to trust/like the person first (like how he is with Nellie)

Yeah, I agree. Like demisexual

Ye. I also see him as Biromantic or Panromantic TBH

Yeah- I can see it

More likely Panromantic because Nellie is a she/they

Makes sense, yeah.

JASON IS THE IDEAL MAN

I finally got one!