Blook with a mine.mp3

Bro. Put the mine down, now.

Blook: "No"

Brother in christ for real, put it down gently.

*mine explodes*

DAMN YOU BLOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...
*Blasts off*

Well now everything's pink

Me: Bro. Now I can't imagine what happens next.

Blook: "Because the subspace tripmine turns what its explosion touches pink"

Me: Oh... Like her?
Pink Bomber: What?

Blook: "Yeah ig"

Pink Bomber: Wait, does mean...

Talking Cleffa: "Wha-"

Pink Bomber: ..... Am I gonna exploded?

*The subspace tripmine goes boom*

Pink Bomber: ..... Ow.
Aqua Bomber: Big sis!

Blook: "I have ultimate poweR!"

Aqua Bomber: Blook! Stop this!

Blook: "Subspace tripmine"

Me: Blook! You literally killed her sister!
Pink Bomber: I'm not dead. I'm just hurt.
Me: Stop this immediately!

*He detonates another one*

Me: Oh no you don't!
*Grabs it from him*

*It explodes as the real Blook walks in*

Me: I should've thrown that quickly.

Real Blook: "Oh hey guys-"

Me: .... Wait.... Another Blook?

Fake Blook: "FAKER!"
RBlook: "nuh uh"

Me: .... Ok I'm officially freaked out rn. What's going on?

Both Blooks: "He's fake!"

Me: Which one?

*Kieran appears*

Me: Can someone give me bomb so I can tell which one is the Blook.
Aqua Bomber:

*Fake Blook (the one with the mine) walks out and floats away*

Me: Quick somebody take him down!

*He drops his mine and it blows a big hole in the wall, leaving lots of pink residue/

Me: Something tells me this is the fake Blook we're looking at rn.

Blook: "No, trust me I'm real. I don't have any mines rn"

Me: Not you, you're that real one. That one that's floating away and dropped the mine.

*Omega Blook appears*
Omega Blook: "You called?"

Me: Since when?

Blook: "Stop going 'Since when?' when he just appeared to wipe out the faker."

Me: No dude. Since when he was called.
*Looks at Aqua Bomber*
Aqua Bomber: I did. I just wanted violence out of the way.
Me: Uhhh....

*He goes and obliterates the faker with his magic*

Me: Well that takes care of him.

???: "And now, for the final act!"

Me: .... Don't tell me who it is.

???: "I'm... the Shadow Magician!"

Me: Oh good. For a second there I thought it was that one dumb sphinx cat robot thing.

SM: "Oh, so you want the Mecha Bingus?"

Me: No no no! We don't want him! Thank you btw, but no! Just no /srs!

*He summons a dark-goo clone of Dev*

Me: Umm. Can somebody explain about this guy?

SM: "No"

Me: Not you. Anybody.

Goo Dev: "No"

Me: *Sigh* and pls tell me your a good guy. I dealt with a fake Blook who has a mine obsession.

SM and GD: "We're not"

Me: ............. phuck u.

SM: "Expect the unexpected!"
GD: "Also it's 'you' not 'u'"

*Grabs GD in the neck*
Me, Demonic voice: I D O N ' T G I V E A S H I T Y O U B L A C K P I L E O F S H I T

Blook:

Me: Brother in Christ. Dark is black. That's not racist.

Blook:

*Bro you know he had a point*
Me: Just ignore him. He's an idiot.
*Uhh. Professional idiot*
Me: Whatever. Now where was I? ....... Oh yeah.
*Throws GD into a large rock that is out of nowhere*

*She appears behind you and sludges you*

Me: Ew! You nasty black of gooey matter! It's no wonder why they call you that.

*SM blasts shadows at you*

Me: Oof! Ok, I need my sword.
*Brings out my netherite sword*

Blook: "Muk backwards"
Arven: "These new people are getting out of hand."
*He asks Blook to get it under control and he goes through with it by making a big block with the word "CONTROL" carved into it*

Me: Wut da?

*The block crushes the two bad guys*
Blook: "It's called taking things literally"

Me: Well. At least that takes care of them.

Blook: "Ok so let's start a new goofy ahh storyline"

Me: Ok

Nemona: "hi"

Me: We meet again.

Nemona: "whae"
Arven: "I though she was banned"

Me: So what. Plus don't you remember me Nemona.

Blook: "Kieran and Carmine are here too"
Carmine: "Hi!"

Me: Must be friends

Blook: "Erm, actually they're siblings"

Me: Oh.

Penny: *indistinct talking with Arven*

My thought: I wonder what are they talking about?

???: "Hello!"

Me: Now what?

*They reveal that they're Disassembly Drone Marissa*

Me: Oh look. A murder drone.

Blook: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
*The camera pans to show Luke is back*

Me: Oh great. The pedophile is back.

Blook: "Do we burn him in hell"

Me: Pls do.

*He grabs his Dickfսcker 2763 and lobs it at GS!Blook*

Me: OH NO YOU DON'T
*Swings his sword at his Dickf**ker 2763*

*It still dickfսcks her*

*Keeps swinging my sword*
Me: GET THE PHUCK OFF OF HER!!!!!

*She's already dickfսcked it only takes 1 milisecond to dickfսck

Me: SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!!! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!
*Runs at him screaming in rage*

*He throws a calm the fսck down dart at you*

*Blocks the dart my sword*
Me: NO DARTS FOR ME BITCH!!!
*Continues to run at him nd swings sword at him*

*My brother in Christ you are being too OP so stop before I nerf you*

Me: I'M NOT BEING OP YOU DUMBASS PHUCK! I'M PHUCKING PISSED OFF BY THAT PHUCKING PEDOPHILE! NOW SHUT THE PHUCK UP AND LET ME AT THAT PEDOPHILE! BECUASE PEDOPHILES AREN'T ALLOWED HERE!!!
*........ Ok now we can tell how pissed you are because of that guy.*

*The Dickfսcker Muk backwardses*

*I run at and then swing my sword at him*

*He disappears*

*Breathes angrily*
Me: GET BACK HERE YOU PHUCKING COWARDLY PEDOPHILE! FIGHT LIKE A MAN AND COME AT ME!

*He's gone*

*No crap dude. He's probably a coward. Plus, I never saw him this angry at a pedophile like holy crap. I'm glad I ain't one of them, Paleo would be mad as a hell hound fighting a hell pig.*

Blook: "Hey Lucas L. Lucason who lives at 247 Main Street in Robloxia! Get over here!"

Aqua Bomber: Who's Lucas?

Blook: "Luke"

Aqua Bomber: Oh.
*I started to make tiger growling noises*
Aqua Bomber: Um Paleo?
Pink Bomber: Don't talk to him, he got mad at a pedophile.

*Blook slaps you out of it*

*My head turns slowly making concrete noises at Blook*

Blook: "You're good?"

*Grabs his shoulders and pulls him straight to me*
Me, yells at him with dinosaur noises: DON'T SLAP ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN WHENEVER I'M ANGRY AT A PEDOPHILE!

Blook: "Wanna be punched into a wall again?"

Pink Bomber: Blook. Don't, you'll make it worse.

*He punches Pink Bomber into the wall*

*Bro. Did your mom ever told you not to hit a girl.*

Blook: "Did you not know I died before I could even WALK?"
*That's right, he's been a ghost for like 23 years.*

*Well it is a bad thing to hit girls (Unless if it's a female villain).*
Red Bomber: Wait? Blook hit Pink Bomber.
*Yes*
Red Bomber: Uh oh.

???: "Let's have a SPOOKY time!"

Red Bomber: Not right now. Newly introduced character, Blook has done the worst.

???: "You know me, it's Pumkin!"

Red Bomber: Not the time rn.
*Backs up slowly scardly*

Pumkin: "Trust me. But don't take off my pumpkin."

Red Bomber: Pumkin. Listen to me.
Red Bomber, whispering: Blook punches Pink Bomber and you know it's Aqua's big sis. Right?

Pumkin: "Yeah"

Red Bomber, whispering: Well..... I hope Blook prepared the worse...... Becuase *Gulps nervously*

*He's preparing...*

Red Bomber: Blook. Whatever your doing. You made a bad choice. Apologize, right now!

*Silence.*

Red Bomber: Dude I'm being serious, don't you know what you just did!

*Then Pumkin turns into "Eldritch" Pumkin*

Red Bomber: What da?

Pumkin: *glitched out laughing*

Me, who is finally calm down: Hey Blook Sorry that I yelled at you. I was so pissed after what that dumb pedophile di- Wait is that Pumkin?

Pumkin: "Yes."

Me: You must be here because October is coming.

Pumkin: "And with a new form!"

Me: A new form? What's it look like?

*He turns into "Eldritch" Pumkin*

Me: .... Oh my.

*He turns back*
Pumkin: "Cool, isn't it?"

Me: Pretty creepy. But it is cool.

Pumkin: "It's inspired by those goofy ahh drone things ig"
*Demon Cat appears*

Me: Pumkin, I didn't know you got a pet cat.

Pumkin: "WOAH THAT ISNT MINE IT'S AN ELDRITCH GOD THAT WANTS TO RULE OVER THE WORLD"

Me: Well then use your Eldritch form to stop him then

*He tries but he can't turn into it*

Me: Don't tell me. It's not working.

Blook: "Watch"
*He blasts fire at the Demon Cat*

Me: Now how is that gonna do anythi-
*Wait for it*

*He freezes Demon Cat and it expodes*

Me: Oh. That was quick.

*Also tomorrow there's gonna be a new EOI special to lead up to Halloween (and can we please do the funny rp)*

*Oh boi (and I'll think about it.)*

Blook: "Yeah"

Red Bomber: Oi Blook! You still gonna apologize to Pink Bomber or what?

Blook: "FIIIINE
I'm sorry for punching you into a wall"
Blook in his head: "Damn these guys are so sensitive that they want me to say sorry for an accident"

Red Bomber: I think she's knocked out rn. Plus good, cuz Aqua Bomber would've uppercut you into space like what happen to me and Magnet Bomber.

*Have you decided yet*

*Idfk*

*But like
I'm asking bc I'm impatient*

*Wow, you're just like freanchbread. He's also very impatient. Too bad he left imgflip tho*

*Rip frenchbread*