Oliver (without the wings): *When they bumped into eachother a single feather fell onto the ground but he quickly stood on it to prevent them from seeing*
"Shit- my bad."

*he coughs and smoke gets everywhere*
“Oh dear my apologies. Where did that feather come from?”

Xandi: "Sorry about that!"

“Oh dear
Do watch where you are going”
*he blows smoke on your face*

*She coughs a bit*

"Say, where am i? Is this a place in Hyrule?"

“Hyrule? I have never heard of that”

"Oh... well that answers that question. It's a kingdom probably far away from here, ruled by Princess Zelda!"

“Well you definitely aren’t there
I rule this world. Well my friends and I do”

"Oh. Who are you, anyway?"

“I am magic man”

"I'm Xandaria, but you can call me Xandi."

UR TALL >:/

“Hmm it would appear that way” *he blows smoke in your face*

Aggresivly coughs twice*
DONT DO THAT
POLLUTION

“I am starting to dislike you… you don’t seem to have any evil within you” *his hands seemed to glow*

IVE MURDERD KIDS BEFORE >:P

“Why what a waste! Why not turn them into robots or put them under a curse?”

THATS WHAT I AM

“A robot? Oh dear I’m sorry
My friend is actually quite fond of robots you know”

What’s his name?✨

His name is Evil Fc he is an evil genius and he and I will take over the world

Lol he sounds like one of those guys who always fail I perfer aftons

“Alright I have had quite enough of this” *he casts you away and you find yourself at home*

-continuing-
“He hasn’t failed yet his plan hasn’t started yet but I know he never gives up”
He has an army of robots and plans to roboticize all of humanity

Sigh last time I saw him he was exploding his siblings toys

What?

He has siblings and he was destroying there toys

Who?

HIS SIBLINGS

YEP

BIT I ATE THE ROBOTS

“What?!”

It was yummy

“Impossible!! there’s like 2 million of them!”

Too bad they all were yummy

“No you did not eat them”

YES I DID

They are all still here

NO

H-Hello?

“Salutations…” *He proceeds to rudely blow smoke on you*

*coughs*
pls don't I'm already trying to catch my breath and struggling to

“It’s only a bit of smoke” *he seemed to be grinning but his face was shadowed so it was hard to tell*

*slightly annoyed at him* look i don't see what's so funny about blowing ANY amount of smoke into a stranger's face...

“This is my city. I was here when it was built. I will do as I please”

*gives him a death glare*

“Heheheh that face will look scary when you are a robot”

Good luck cause you'll have to find me first *disappears*