Are demons allowed?)

(yes)

(Lets gooo ty)
???: Again- With these f**king clients giving me useless info

Looney: ...I've heard about her! Moon Hitler, a grandchild of Adolf Hitler from his cousins.

Blitz: really? huh-

Looney: Yeah. She doesn't deserve death, though. Unlike Adolf, she's a literal savior- except to the Russians.

Blitz: Oh I had no idea

(I forgot which one Loona was, lol. It's been a while)
*she nods*

(Oh lol)
Blitz: What does that mean though-

Loona: According To Alastor, she doesn't need to die. He feels like she is going to try to commit world domination, soon.

Blitz: what did I say about talking to that damn radio bambi. HE probably is gonna dominate

*While walking, he comes across the same military base described*

???: *slowly walks around the side of the military base* Lucky me.

*He hears Russian laughter*

???: Great- f**king maniacs- *pulls out a gun and runs to the back wall*

*He catches a glimpse of Russians playing Russian Roulette*

???: Hm- *crouches in the shadows and walks past them*

*he sees the target among them*

???: *snicker* Oh this is too easy-

(DO WE LIKE THE SAME FANDOMS OR SOMETHING?!)

(IG SO!!! :D)

Millie: *to Moxxie* Covid's coming back.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs- not again-

Millie: Plush: A new flesh-eating bacteria was found. It gets into a cut and eats away at the flesh and there's no way to get rid of it, except to cut off the skin.

Blitz: Oh f**k.

*Millie nods*

Blitz: Welp humans are gonna die

Loona: Yep.

Blitz: That means we'll lose business

Loona: Unless a Russian didn't kill Moon Hitler. She promised me once she became the leader of Germany, she would help our business.

Blitz: Wait she did?

*The target gets up and walks off, bored*

*casually cocks the gun and fires*

*he hears the gunshot, but is slow to react. It hits him in his arm. He yells* Who's there?!

*only the glow of his red eyes are visible in the shadows*

*you now see the general badge on his coat* Come out! I know you're there!

???: [Mind: F**k-] *his eyes disappear into the shadows again*

*After a while, the general calms down and turns back away*

*he fires again*

*The general falls. The soldiers become mad and look around for you*

*he cocks the gun and puts it away, not in hiding anymore*

*she shrugs*

*frustrated sigh*

Loona: Did you ever catch the name of the Russian you killed?

Blitz: uhhh- no

Loona: Okay, then.
*Millie walks in*

Blitz: Hey mills.

Millie: Hey, Blitz. Did you finish the assassination job?

Blitz: Of course I did.

Millie: Good. Anyway, has Covid died down on earth?

Blitz: Yeah it did.

*he sees a Russian holding a gun*
Russian soldier: Good job, Vlad. For a recruit, you made sure they both were dead.
2nd soldier: Yeah.
Vlad?: ...That actually felt good to kill her. After all, she was a Hitler.

*stays for a second to listen*

1st soldier: I bet it did. I knew she was trouble once Viktor married her.
2nd Soldier: Me too, Olaf.
Vlad: Me three. *It surprised Blitz once he heard the German girl was a Hitler*

???: What the f**k-

(This is all apart of my plan. basically I make them die and make them into Hazbin Hotel characters)

(You just plotting diabolical shit)

(According to the other soldiers, I looked high because of the gas)

(oh god- sorry)

(I have NO IDEA what you mean, man. *Also me almost GASSING MYSELF AT MY OWN JOB*)

(Lmao)

(I'm not joking. I'm a German Soldier. We had a Gas leak- and I was the closest to the leak)

(... oh)

*The portal closes*
Looney: Welcome back, Blitz.

Blitz: Hello Looney!!! didja miss me?

Looney: *jokes* Not really. I liked it when it was quiet. So, did you complete the job?

Blitz: Hell yeah I did

Looney: Hey, what was that gunshot heard after you ran through?

Blitz: Some guys shot a girl or smthn- they knew hitler...

Loona: She did. She even printed a contract, signed it, and gave it to me saying she would. *she takes out a piece of paper that has Moon's signature*

Blitz: Huh. Cool

Loona: But sadly, before the Russian killed her, she was going to receive news that she won the election of Germany.

Blitz: oh damn

*she nods* Hopefully, she comes to hell to help us.

Blitz: hopefully- Unless she went to heaven *snicker*

Loona: Definitely not. I can list all her sins right here, right now.

Blitz: alright- jeez

Loona: I mean, do you want to hear them?

Blitz: Hell no

(It's coming back)
Millie: Maybe Hell won't be overflowing, now.

(NOOOOOOOOO)
Blitz: Oh yeah

(Yes)
Millie: But- I heard it's coming back.
Loona: F**k no!

Blitz: FUUU-

(Blitz be like: *image*)
*Millie just watches as the two scream*

(You just made me wheeze)
Blitz: Okay- Im done

(REVENGE FOR MAKING ME CHOKE ON MY WATER)
Loona: *screams internally*

(>:O)
Blitz: *also screams internally*

Millie: Eh, f**k it. Why not? *also screams internally*

(Moxxie in the other room: Wtf...)
Blitz: Oh uh-

*she shrugs*

(Bro, I got an idea. what if we mix both the Hazbin Hotel fandom and the real world in this?)
*One of the soldiers scowls at him*

(ooo good idea)
*waiting for a portal to appear but nothing comes* ???: F**k- Come on-

*he sees a female german general walk out. She sees the dead russian general and crouches beside him*

???: *talking to himself through gritted teeth* Come on looney-

(Idk if you are waiting for me to say the portal opens or not, lol)
*He glances back and notices they have stopped paying attention to him*

(No im not, Im just making Blitz suffer :>)
*The portal opens and he runs through*

(Nice)
*You hear another gunshot from behind and another body fall*

*looks back*

*He sees the German lady has fell, too*

???: Who-? *looks around*