Hello there

Yooo it’s me

General Kenobi

So, do you know where I can purchase a large amount of pigeons

Pet stores

I need like, 50.

Many pet stores

They ask questions, and although my goal is perfectly legal, they may be disinclined to sell me the pigeons from fear of what I may do with the final result

Why do you need fifty pigeons anyway?

Gunpowder

What?!? How are they pigeons gunna help you with that?

Pigeon poop has a high amount of potassium nitrate in it, potassium nitrate (also known as saltpeter) is a key ingredient in gunpowder, all I need after that is some sulfur and charcoal

Hm interesting

🤣

Wait is that a serious question?

Yes

Oh lol then idk

It's for a gunpowder factory, know where I can get Pigeons. I need a place that will sell me like, 1000 Pigeons no questions asked