Piss laser

Did he piss on your f**king wife

Yes

Did he take his hedgehog quilly dick out piss on your f**king wife, then proceed to say it was "this big", so you said "that's disgusting"

Yes

Are you making a call out post on your twitter . com saying shadow has a small dick the size of a walnut except way smaller, then show your abnormally large dick

Yep

So when he f**k your wife, you said you were f**king the earth, then gifted the earth your super laser piss

Yep

But did you instead piss on the moon, then curse out Barack Obama

Yep

Do we have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the f**king earth and to get out of your sight or else you piss on us too

Yep

Sick

In what way

Sick as in cool