Who tf steals gold

better question is. who steals gold and makes armor/tools with it?

Yeah i agree. That is a better question.

I'll do you one better, who steals gold, makes armor and tools, and tries to brag about it?

Damn. How is it even possible to make a better arguement anymore

Who tf steals gold, makes armour and tools, brags about it, and lies about taking it?
It's not like it's that's good

Damnit. It really is terrible though

Nah. Who steals gold, makes armour and tools, brags about it, lies about it, and goes and hits the iron golem?

Gold is useless anyway
It's only useful for trading with some villagers