Funni

the image in the backround though

Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.
I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a p**is just so everyone can see how dicked over I have been by these things.
Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can f**king see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his bitch in like 4 microseconds.
EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.
Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??
Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.
Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.
TL;DR:
F**k you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.

I’m a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I’ve been told I don’t get an opinion because I’m a white man lol
Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don’t own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly.
That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can’t help it.
When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that’s a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can’t help but like it.
You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it’s definitely not a requirement. I also don’t mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn’t matter to me unlike you liberal women 😉
I want to see you wear a MAGA hat even though you probably despise it. I want you to take pictures posing with my guns. You may think you won’t like it but you will 😉

i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy f**king the absolute shit out of medic, f**k it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy f**king medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any f**king scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic f**k again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.

I know, we all do it. I do it. You do it. We all do it. I even enjoy it. I do not, however, enjoy the fact that others do it. Pooping is simply necessary for survival.
For some reason for me personally when I'm dating someone, or I am close with someone, the relationship sours in my mind the second I get any clues that they're pooping. For a long time I was able to ignore it and just think about other things, but my past few relationships have really brought to light how much I hate it.
It was a normal occurrence in my pan-sexual days where I'd go on a few dates (I always preferred women or trans-women/trans-men), and things would be going well. There'd eventually get to be a point where an overnight stay happens and they'd disappear to the bathroom for 7-10 minutes, the smell of Poo-Pourri fresh in the air, they'd walk out feeling proud and refreshed... myself? I felt disgusted. I never would verbalize my feelings as I always preferred to internalize.. I hate that go***mned smell. It's not a pleasant smell at all. It's a "there's poop here" flag, waved high and proud.
In the past this would be a small dip in a sin-wave that would be our budding relationship. I'd get over it, and forget. I'd do things that helped me avoid the fact that my partner poops. Something clicked in my head in recent years and now I constantly think about it. When someone I'm dating tells me he or she wants to go get food I'd hear "Let's go load up with future poop!" When we'd eat something healthier all I could think about is how disgusting this compose-like substance will be as it gets processed through their body likely ending up in my toilet the next day. I'm constantly worried about particles getting on me and my ex even refused to wash her hands after pooping because "she doesn't even touch herself" (this may be part of what asexualized me).
I. F**king. Hate. That. We. Poop.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.BACKYARDIGANS IS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA THE HIT KIDS TV SHOW THE BACKYARDIGANS, IS ACTUALLY COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. TO FURTHER PROVE MY CLAIM WE’LL START WITH ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW, PABLO. PABLO IS A PENGUIN FEATURED IN A TWO PART TWO EPISODE SPECIAL CALLED INTERNATIONAL SUPER SPY, IN THE FIRST EPISODE: INTERNATIONAL SUPER SPY PART ONE, PABLO CLAIMS HIS JOB IS TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM “EVIL DOERS”, THIS CLAIM IS IN FACT FALSE. PABLO IS A COMMUNIST SPY FROM THE COMMUNIST COUNTRY CHINA. HOW DO I KNOW THIS? LATER IN THE EPISODE PABLO CLAIMS THAT HIS SUPER SECRET SPY BASE IS LOCATED ON MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA. THAT IS A LIE, PABLO’S REAL COMMUNIST SPY BASE IS LOCATED ON A REMOTE ISLAND IN CHINA. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE DURING THAT SAME SCENE IN THE BACKGROUND YOU CAN SEE A CITY IN THE DISTANCE. THIS CITY VERY CLOSELY RESEMBLES BUILDINGS THAT APPEAR TO BE LOCATED ON A REMOTE ISLAND IN CHINA. SO YOU TELL ME. IS PABLO A HAPPY GO LUCKY SPY PENGUIN? OR IS HE REALLY A COMMUNIST SPY? ANOTHER REASON TO SUPPORT MY THEORY IS THAT PABLO’S TARGET LATER IN THE SAME EPISODE IS UNIQUA. UNIQUA’S BASE OF OPERATION IS IN LONDON, ENGLAND. LONDON IS A VERY BIG ADVERSARY TO COMMUNISM. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PABLO IS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE DOWN UNIQUA BECAUSE SHE IS A THREAT TO THE COMMUNISTS. IN CONCLUSION, PABLO IS A COMMUNIST SPY FOR THE COMMUNIST COUNTRY CHINA, THEREFORE, THE BACKYARDIGANS IS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA.

‎ Cool map to join, 1910.Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impecable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So dont forget to smile! Thats all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.:m EVENT:

Cool map to join - Alt Napoleonic, it's a game where you colonize vast different tribes and kingdoms and you can conquer existing nations and do some trolling too. so join if you wantIn two separate occasions we saw Walter and Hank, receiving a handjob from their respective wives: Walter in S1 EP1; Hank in S3 EP12.
There is a clear contrast between these 2 scenes.
Walter got a handjob before all hell broke loose. He hadn't received his cancer diagnosis yet, and he was living a pretty mundane and "boring life". You can see it by how uninterested he and Skyler were during that scene.
Hank, on the other hand, had just experienced the most traumatic experience of his life. Marie's handjob had emotion behind it. It wasn't meant to just pleasure Hank, but to rejuvenate him. To give him some vigor and confidence during a hard time.
But one thing that really seals the deal for me, is their names(stay with me, it will make sense). You see, Walter is a Germanic name that means "Commander Of The Troops". Pretty much foreshadowing what was about to come in later seasons. But there is more. Walter didn't orgasm during that scene, so his "troops"(aka sperm) didn't come out. Implying that Walter wasn't a commander of the troops, at that point...also his last name is white, the color of sperm.
As for Hank, this will blow your mind.
Hank kinda sounds like wank, but It also sounds like honk... a car honk. Hello?! He was almost killed in a parking lot , while inside his car. You can hear a car honk throughout his fight scene against the Salamanca cousins. Still don't believe me? Hank's last name, Schrader, is a type of pneumatic tire valve that is used in most cars around the world. "OP but the Schrader valves are also used on bikes"...I guess there wasn't any major event in the show that involved someone riding a bike, right?! Guys, it's all connected!
The way Vince Gilligan used these two scenes to backshadow and foreshadow is nothing less than godly.