Jason-

Hehe -///-

Not to me- I'm 4'11 and a Junior in high school-

LOL

no lie-

F. I'm like 5'2 and I'm a literal adult.

lmao but I'm almost an adult so-

lmao

yuh-

But Jason is frickin' CUTE!

FR

Me: I might not know much...
Jason: But...?
Me: There is no 'but'. I just might not know much.

lmfao fr though

Me: I might be stupid, but at least I'm not an idiot like you!
Freddy: I take offense to that.
Me: GOOD. I was trying to offend you.

LMAO

lol

Why is he so cute?

fr-

Yeah, he could easily kill me, but that's hot!

lmfao fr though

I swear- He'd have me pinned down about to kill me and I'd be like, "Are- Are we about to kiss?"

LMFAO

How do you think he'd react tho?

Honestly speechless and then just stab you bc- it's Jason lmao

F. Then again I could probably convince him otherwise by being nice to him. That's literally how I'd survive him. Just be nice to him. He only really kills people who are SUPER horny or mean to him. So don't get all horny (pretty easy for me) and be nice to him (Also really easy). That's how to survive Jason

fr, you are not wrong-

Like imagine he has me pinned and I just- HUG.

Omg I couldn't imagine his honest reaction-

Honestly I feel like it'd be he just freezes for a moment then hugs back...

Probably, but I also feel bc of the fact he probs has attachment issues- he'd start crying

Probably... He's so adorable tho. Our relationship would have a lot of me stealing his shirts LMAO. I'm smol compared to Jason

Bro fr felt that

https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=6&base_in=5&comp_ft=5&comp_in=2 a rough height comparison

omg we love that

I'm so f**kin' short.