Giga Chad

to have 300% higher intelligence

But you can't convince people to do anything

No one will believe you

Ability to draw good

but its furry porn

EVEN BETTER

😂

you just made him rich

Every time you do something someone will steal your work and get more famous

*First* reply.

Every time you use the power you have a 2% chance you lose your dick

this is not a power

but if you lose your dick you have brain death

No just no dick
I’d rather be brain dead than have no dick

I can time travel

the time travel has no limit but you can't control where you end up.

that's a good side effect idea

All you end up doing is teleporting to a different time zone.

I can rearrange subatomic particles to my will

but whenever you rearrange them, they form into the shape of furries

but only inside of your own body causing you to deconstruct on a cellular level inducing the most unbearable pain any human has ever experienced

You can't control which particles

you weren't first, sorry

I can be the best guitarist ever

but you can only play the amogus meme music

But the sounds of moaning only come out

F**k you

:)

You could have at least said a summer dick size or something

Naaa

But you will Kurt Cobain 5 years into your career

Damn

You will become famous but your fanmail is often accompanied by pipe bombs.

Ok.

I can stop time

I can brainwash any black person and make them my slave

But you get ficked in the ass after u free thm

Sounds like a great deal to me!

Ok

the ability to change races whenever I want, like I can randomly become Mexican or some other race.

you can only do it while you're taking a shit

this should be the side effect to any power

lmao

i followed you

Only in the next 30 seconds after you say n wodr, have to say again to change back

I would never become black then.

But you always be around racists

that wouldn't even be a bad side effect, if they're racists, I would change to their race so they wouldn't hate me.

Good idea