i heard that damn, and it felt personal

Oh look, a League of Legends player

i may not play league of legends, but i still take showers

Imagine how long he would have lived if he actually washed himself . . .

He died shortly after washing himself for the first time in 60 years.

But that is not why he died bro. Believe it or not being clean is more healthy than being dirty.

I bet if your weird enough to touch that guy you would probably get stage 4 cancer in an hour